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lemm.ee

You do not recognize the bodies in the stairwell.

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A ghost who is also a dick, or three raccoons in a trenchcoat and a fog machine

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Please repeat after me: I do not recognize the bodies in the water

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lemmy.world

Okay everyone, I'll go check it out, and if you don't hear from me in the next hour, just assume the worst and delete my hard drive, okay?

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"They" don't want you to ascend, don't listen to "them".

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feddit.org

Hey, uhmmm... So, it's been a while since you posted. Where do you live and - if it's not under the doormat - where's the key so I can nuke your hard drive?

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Ĩ̴̯'̶̺̄m̴̼͒ ̸͔͗f̶̻̈́i̴̞̕n̵͈̏ĕ̴͓,̵͍̕ ̶̪̄Î̶̫'̸̹͊m̵͍̾ ̸̰͝f̸̹̐ȋ̴̡ṉ̸͑è̸͈.̷͔́ ̸̬̃Y̷̼͗o̷̟͑u̴̺͘ ̵͚̊ġ̸͎ũ̶͜ẏ̴̱s̵͙̚ ̶̝̄ģ̷̈́o̶̤̍t̵̲͆t̶̖̆a̵̻͒ ̶̡͐s̶̗͝e̷̗͛e̶̻͠ ̸̜̀t̶̮̓h̷͍̅ị̶̏s̶̰͘,̷̗̎ ̷̤͐t̵͙́h̸̝́i̸̝̕s̷͌ͅ ̷̺͐i̷̲̒s̷̭͌ ̴̣̄r̵͔̒ê̷̥á̶̼ĺ̵̩l̴̤̉y̸̦͑ ̴̝͝c̵̦͗ŏ̸̙ó̶̖l̷̰̽.̴̫͊

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This sign is not my supervisor!

Then again, if the voices expect me to go through four flights of stairs on some vague bullshit they can go fuck themselves.

Maybe I'll just wait for the blood to drain from the elevator & use that.

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sh.itjust.works

Went and checked, turns out it's roof access

The voices tho? Skinwalkers

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lemmy.world
  • If you wipe someone's memory completely and put them on those stairs without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?

  • If you put a newborn baby there without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?

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Godricreply
lemmy.world

People tested this out in 2009, turns out it's Larry David on both counts

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Is this a reference to the movie Satanic (2016)? It seems like a reference to the movie Satanic (2016).

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