Could you explain why so many people hate stand-ups? In my current and previous jobs we spend around 1 hour once a week discussing what each person is working on, usually with some quick side chats about small issues we run into.
I've always experienced these as quite useful and never hear too much complaining about it.
It's just awful. It's artificial and stupid, like sprints and SCRUM. Most of the times it's just some PM's wet dream so they can feel like they're managing stuff.
All the stuff you need to know you already know. And all the stuff you want to know you can just ask outside of the stupid meeting too.
In theory it's a good concept. But in reality it's just a time wasting event that accomplishes nothing. A good stand up would not be weekly but occasionally when it needs to.
Also this is a contradiction:
Could you explain why so many people hate stand-ups?
How is this the expanse? Seems to me that governments ruined space in the expanse, which I guess you could correlate with billionaires.
Fred Johnson is probably a billionaire and he ended up leading the OPA and supporting the most impoverished and oppressed class of people in the universe.
The Belt being largely corporate-owned is my logic, true that the UN and Mars did little to help the situation but the Belt specifically at least is royally screwed over by private interests and presumably billionaires.
load-bearing drywall
Oh dear.
Now that's a blast from the past
Somehow Palpatine returned
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Baby shoes unused.
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"Not without incident"
Oh! Equilibrium in the wild.
Good dog, stay.
Daaaamn bruh, my heart.
Mayday mayday nevermind.
Biopsy is positive.
You've had enough.
Pizza sauce stain.
Bonus:
So died Democracy.
How is this not top Comment?
I trusted you.
I vote this one, I literally think of these words to myself often these days
stand up meeting
Could you explain why so many people hate stand-ups? In my current and previous jobs we spend around 1 hour once a week discussing what each person is working on, usually with some quick side chats about small issues we run into.
I've always experienced these as quite useful and never hear too much complaining about it.
It's just awful. It's artificial and stupid, like sprints and SCRUM. Most of the times it's just some PM's wet dream so they can feel like they're managing stuff.
All the stuff you need to know you already know. And all the stuff you want to know you can just ask outside of the stupid meeting too.
In theory it's a good concept. But in reality it's just a time wasting event that accomplishes nothing. A good stand up would not be weekly but occasionally when it needs to.
Also this is a contradiction:
I guess nobody will complain during a stand up.
As long as all participants respect the law of standup, it's cool.
You get a person who thinks it's open mic night?
Ruined and made into daily hell.
No lube wank
Dead. The end.
Trump elected. Again.
Sorry... I farted.
Billionaires Ruin Space
aka The Expanse
How is this the expanse? Seems to me that governments ruined space in the expanse, which I guess you could correlate with billionaires.
Fred Johnson is probably a billionaire and he ended up leading the OPA and supporting the most impoverished and oppressed class of people in the universe.
The Belt being largely corporate-owned is my logic, true that the UN and Mars did little to help the situation but the Belt specifically at least is royally screwed over by private interests and presumably billionaires.
Yes true, I understand and agree with that logic
she bit it :(
Trump wins again.
Don't push the--
I'd say "hold hold hold" and "lock the doors" are also strong contenders...
I just had a flashback to the last time i asked a girl out
So the three words would be, "flashback, got denied."?
Try, try again
Mission Commander Bezos
Oops I survived
Governments underestimated exponentiality.
not this again
The shuttle exploded.
My job title on Slack is currently Rapid Unscheduled Disassembler.
Do you work for a launch company? :P
Never fly again.
Fascist still breathing
did it blow up again?
Time to go.
Aw, that one's even worse than the one about the run-over cat. At least the cat (or was it dog?) story had a funny ending!
Wedding after war
There goes Earth.
Hate rules America.
Spicy food! Crap.
The dog died
Oligarchs incinerated Earth.
This isn't normal
I have herpes
Once,
The end.
Player two, guilty!
He was re-elected.
Maybe next time.
Try that button.
"Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly" sounds like a Carcass song/album title.
Trump is Dictator
trump 3rd term
This my existence.