1 and 9 are the same thing...

3 had to wake up earlier than usual for a stupid thing I don't even want to be part of.

I add this one to the race.

I'm #7 and my fiance is #4.

Loving #6. Double-blunt chicken man. Like, if it was a centaur comprised of poultry and Seth Rogen.

6, I have no clue what's going on, I'm not happy about it, but at least I have weed.

4

7 no question about it.

6 or 7 not sure. Confused af is the mood

Been pretty busy at work so #3 looks about right

2

3 & 8 but we'll see after my coffee and walk with the dog

Finally, a scale for the rest of us!

1 and 9 are basically the same huh

I like to imagine these were all real and medieval times were just wild