Spyke
seathru
lemmy.sdf.org

That is the mug shot of someone with absolutely zero remorse.

She said she did not want to come to the police station to talk about it because she does not really like the police

Based

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catloafreply
lemm.ee

I'd call it a shit-eating grin, but that's really not the right term at all.

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Bezierreply
suppo.fi

Looks like the community is empty. Want to do the honors and post that there?

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humorlessrepostreply
lemmy.world

But not aerosolized. More like a restaurant’s pancake batter disperser that gives a perfect serving every time the lever is pressed.

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MrShanklesreply
reddthat.com

Cleanly executed though. I can't believe how fast she fired that off

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ddittyreply
lemm.ee

Am I tripping or is she somehow able to poop without taking her shorts or underwear off? It's hard to make out

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markovs_gunreply
lemmy.world

Damn that's honestly kind of impressive I don't think I'd be able to shit on command like that so quickly

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PNW_Doug
lemmy.world

A clean poop? That runny mess looks more like she was marking her territory.

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Bezier
suppo.fi

Why do so many people choose shit publicly in these situations?

Aggressive, screaming randos exist, but choosing to become the shitter is unforgettable.

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SoftestSapphicreply
lemmy.world

Chimpanzees and gorilla's throw their shit as a sign of disrespect.

I think it's just like an ape thing. XD

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catloafreply
lemm.ee

In this case, she said she was already having intestinal issues.

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CmdrShepard42
lemm.ee

Madonna said that to the best of his knowledge, that account does belong to Solometo.

WTF are police doing telling the public that a Facebook account belongs to the suspect of an unrelated crime so that they can harass the account owner?

That aside, shitting on a car is pretty vile but this woman's responses to everything are fucking hilarious. "I have a sickness"

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Voytrekk
sopuli.xyz

$10k bond for pooping on a car? That seems way too high.

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rumbareply
lemmy.zip

Hard to tell. There are a lot of variables to setting bond.

Ideally, it's low enough that they can afford it at least through a bail bondsman.

High enough that they're not just going to dodge the court, or at least that a bail bondsman doesn't think they'll dodge the court.

Likely, the judge either thinks she has a little bit of money or is a possible flight risk.

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massacre
lemmy.world

Well, I've never thought about it along those lines before, but that woman absolutely looks like someone who would shit on your car hood.

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