Spyke
lemm.ee

That's word for word what some friends and I always say when we go kayaking

Except it's about cormorans instead of dolphins, they're legion where we are and come and go inside and outside of the water

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lemmy.ca

I can relate. It's hard to tell but there are both cormorant and vultures in the tree.

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Oh noo!! I've accidentally let my roots grow into the water, boy I sure hope nobody enters my root-butthole at a high rate of speed ...

(But don't out me like that - look how many gov drones are perched up on those trees!)

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jlai.lu

Do you use special kinky kayaks with an opening at the butthole level?

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lemm.ee

You mean sit-on-top kayak with scupper holes ? Exactly

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I've never seen one with the hole aligned exactly at the right place.

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Then suddenly a vortex opens up and swallows the duck and all the marine life anyway, so... 🤷‍♂️

Edit: 3 people still have PTSD over Ecco the Dolphin

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