Spyke
drktreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out "FUCKING!!" when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P

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Ah, fair enough, I had missed the !! - thanks for drawing my attention to it!

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kbin.earth

God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I'm so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It's just such boomer humor.

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stemboltsreply
programming.dev

You're right, we should ask for consent.

sudo chmod -R 777 /

May god have mercy on your kernel.

(For Linux noobs, do not type this. It would be bad.)

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azhareply
lemm.ee

Relax its just a meme

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Posts incel tier meme and gets instantly defensive when called out in the comments. Classic

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lemmy.ca

unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep

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more;yes;umount;sleep

That explains the picture in the post

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lemmy.world

I always hate when my own computer says I need permission. "Permission"? I own your damn ass! It should be more like, "Unable to comply due to security settings" - and even better, tell me where the settings are, and add, "Your Majesty".

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pawb.social

Insert that intentionally unhinged thing I like to post here, about how we should bring back victorian servant-to-master etiquette but only and exclusively for computers trying to communicate with humans.

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lime!reply
feddit.nu

you know on the one hand i like the idea, but on the other i would like my computer to be as unantropomorphized as possible so that i don't start treating it like it has feelings.

i'll take ERR 0x2038A702 UNABLE TO COMPLY; LP0 ON FIRE over oh nyo pwease don't SIGKILL me uwu any day.

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Since it seems language AIs are going to become inescapable (not a fan, but if you can't beat 'em...), make it a toggle so that users who want to can have error messages with different "personalities", and those who don't can just have the machinelike codes.

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you forget that UNIX-likes were originally made under the presumption that most users were not the admin nor owned the computer

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That's because 'users' in the system are considered different people and there is an admin who doesn't care about the message anyway(since they are supposed to know what they should do) but thats rarely the case in PCs

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Yeah true and this is especially infuriating on Window$ but luckily on Linux I can fix anything with sudo and terminal

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From man touch:
"Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too."

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

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lemmy.ml

Maybe if you didn't make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will "get the permission".

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i actually have a nobody:nobody chowned, =000 chmodded file named grass in my home directory

its easier to explain than and doesn't give as much incel vibes as a file named woman

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Grass inside your home?

Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk?

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lemm.ee

You'll have permission if you go $HOME.

I'm assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.

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I think in the middle east group they can chown woman, and that is probably coming to the America group in the next patch.

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Pfft, go fuck your wife. No, really, because this is the internet, and if you've got a wife, you already won the fight :)

But only if she freely consents, of course

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I'm sorry mate, I always gotta choose the wife's side. I learned that the hard way.

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azhareply
lemm.ee

Fake, Linux users don't have any chance with women

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Relax big bro its a meme, I hope you and your wife have a long and wonderful life together.

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You're 43 I mean you should have one

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Realx its just a meme buddy, I bet you never been late to work since you're this serious

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I'm thinking of old text adventure games where it would repeat your invalid command back to you.

>eat pussy

I can't "eat" a "pussy" right now!

>fuck yourself

I can't "fuck" a "yourself" right now!

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Too late she got married to another dude

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