which you'll eventually need because you'll stop going to the doctor for anything less that being literally seconds away from death.

Will that even be enough in Greenland, unless you live around Nuuk?

This makes a good point - a country like Greenland without strong government and a strong security net would simply become uninhabitable for normal people.

Yeah, you'd have to pay me a lot more to even consider it, $10000 seems laughably low.

Oh, they know this is junk. It's just noise to split focus away from what they're really doing.

Just FYI, loose and lose have different meanings. Kinda like desert and dessert.

Then we can expel them as immigrants since they were Danish citizens.

10k*

*minus dealer prep, handling fees, transaction fees, documentation fees, implementation fees, conveyance and escrow fees, and miscellaneous charges and fees.

I wonder if he would even know that Greenland exists if his handlers hadn’t pointed it out to him and said they want it.

It's 65774 DKK. With 40k/mo salary average in Denmark (so like 25 after taxes),this is a few months worth of money. Ok, maybe salaries are lower because whole Greenland is in the middle of nowhere, but it's also not some war-torn African country - people don't live on five bucks a month

Someone in a cross post said: a million dollars would be insulting. Ten k is beyond insulting

I think it's for the opposite reason shops sell you stuff for 9.99 / 99 / 995 etc but you're right it does make it sound like a random number. I noticed myself people are less likely to hassle if it looks like a specific number (like 85 instead of 100 or 22 instead of 25)

How about if everyone gives $1,000 and we pay him and Vance to resign.

Greenland already receives around 600 milion Euro PER YEAR from the Danish Government. Trump wants to give them less, and as a one time payment.

Greenland, as part of Denmark has free state funded education, with special grants for Greenlanders that want to attend education in Denmark itself. They have free healthcare and access to some of the best social safety nets in the world.

As Danish citizens they also have access to the EU free travel zone which allows them to visit any EU country without requiring a visa or even a passport.

There are more benefits that I'm forgetting for sure.

Unless the Trump administration offers to match all of the above then Greenlanders would take a losing deal. Sure, almost everyone has their price, but this deal is like offering you 100 bucks for me to come live in your house forever afterwards, ask you for money if you wanna send your kids to school or you want to go to the doctor.

Yes, it is. The people of Greenland have repeatedly told him "hell no!" and expecting them to abandon their principles for the 2027 price of a dozen eggs in the US is selling them short, pun intended.

Lol, yes it is. Greenland only has a pop a little over 55k people. Meaning that trump is offering a little over 500m dollars for an island who's gdp is well over 3 billion dollars a year.

Not only is he being incredibly stupid, he's being super cheap about it at the same time.

Thats true but $10.000 is quite little compated to how they benefit from the current government. Free healthcare, free education just to name two.

Nah, it's the stupidest idea, it's a massive waste of my tax money for something that no American actually wants or gives a shit about. Why can't we just leave people alone, why is the only other option war?

Gahd damn you sound like a cunt

satire of satire

Selling their country would affect their descendants too, which didnt agree to this