Spyke

As an expert on all things involving the Internet, and a whale biologist, no. Follow me for more home improvement tips

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Omg youre the expert I am looking for! I would like to DIY an internet router that can communicate with whales.

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lemmy.world

Is there anything people on the internet won't claim they are an expert in?

weird. this just happens to be my exact field of study AMA

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Lemmisaurreply
lemmy.zip

No it doesn't, I study this subject for a living and have a degree in expertise-analysis and all of the results I've gotten in the past few decades show that there isn't. Stop lying when you don't know what you're even saying. /s

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lazysoci.al

I demand sources! Not because I want a fight, just for the sources. If you provide them I definitely won't just stop replying. Cos I want facts not a fight obviously

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Lemmisaurreply
lemmy.zip

Why would I provide sources to you if you and your generation are too addicted to video games and slang terms to even search it up on Google‽ You're obviously trying to contest my authority on expertise-analysis without even knowing a single word of what I'm even saying rather than looking for a genuine discussion like the angel I am.

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lemm.ee

As an expert in claiming to be an expert on the internet I can confidently say no

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Toasterreply
lemmy.world

I'm so humble I could teach Mother Theresa a thing or two

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lemmy.world

I’m not an electrician and I couldn’t find my non-contact voltage tester. I accidentally grabbed my computer hobbyist-level testing multimeter instead of the one that handles higher voltages. The fuse exploded and sparks flew everywhere and the multimeter screen cracked. I don’t know why the screen cracked.

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They won't claim they are an expert in the core of a star.

Or rather, while they may claim the expertise, they won't be able to do it from inside the center of a star.

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You can't tell me there isn't a coprophilia / coprophagia forum out there somewhere.

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lol, this makes me think of the history memes dude. Are they really knowledgeable or just Wikipedia anything you say for 30 seconds before they respond?

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lol, this makes me think of the history memes dude. Are they really knowledgeable or just Wikipedia anything you say for 30 seconds before they respond?

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You reached the end