Microsoft's New AI Can Detect "Ethics" Before They Become "Problems"
Emotional Surveillance System Aims to Preempt Conscience-Driven Disruptions
https://isglitch.com/article/2025-04-06-microsoft-new-aiOpen linkView original on lemmy.worldhttps://isglitch.com/article/2025-04-06-microsoft-new-aiOpen linkView original on lemmy.world
Clippy: I see your are wrestling with your conscious. Would you like me to make the decision for you?
Clippy: OK, please run over the children, the CEOs are more important.
Please say this is satire.
IsGlitch is similar to The Onion. Pure believable satire.
Thank you much.
I believe, based on what I see whenever I notice this community on /all, that this community is for a satire website, so probably.
It looks like the article was written by an Alexa Turing, which could be a real name… but seems a little bit too on the nose.
Edit: yeah, it’s satire, check the community about section.
Ah I didn't catch the author name. Thanks!
I hate living in the future.
Reminder that this is satire. But yeah...