I wouldn't rule out that this works
::: spoiler Alt A tumblr post by valeofftherails saying "Reblog if this would work on you" with an attached screenshot of three text messages that have been sent to the person taking the screenshot. They say "Sup u look mentally ill", "I think i want to take care of u", and "I have a cat btw". :::
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NGL, you'd have me at "sup". Acknowledging my existence is big turn on for me.
Sup
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Weird how this comment magically posted itself.
I have a cat = I understand boundaries
Right?! Boundaries, establishing trust, learning behavior over time, consent, all that good shit.
Edit: body language! Body language is huge with cats too.
Im getting the Uhaul right meow
Lead with the cat
I think I have known people this would work on.
Sorry sweaty I only have co-dependent relationships 💅
Consider: I need someone to take care of to give me the willpower to take care of myself because executive dysfunction :3
Also I have a cat :)
I’m not sure, but I don’t think this is what the Beastie Boys meant by ‘Licensed to Ill’
Nah honey, I have standards when it comes to men.
He'd have to at least be able to carry me princess-style.
rizz.