Jlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyJimVanDeventer Sell the sizzle, not the quakeView original on lemmy.world440Comments17Reply
AAnnoyed_🦀 lemmy.zipGod: There's ample of warning and time for you to run, why are you still in the building? You: in a line paying my meal.34Reply
CosmicTurtle0 [he/him] replylemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 reply The president of the supermarket company, as well as various employees, were later sentenced to prison terms for their actions during the fire. Meanwhile, Amazon delivery drivers are fired if they don't make deliveries when a tornado is in their area.18Reply
YYtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH replyinfosec.pubI vaguely remember he was only held responsible after the masses became very very upset that he was getting off.2Reply
samus12345 replylemm.ee3Hide 3 replies After the fire broke out, exits were locked to prevent people from stealing merchandise. I hope after everything was repaired as many people went out of their way to shoplift there as possible.5Reply
samus12345 replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyThis is why many emergency exits set off alarms when opened.1Reply
tthanks AV replylemmy.worldAbsolutely brilliant that I didn't even have to give context and you knew EXACTLY what I was talking about Thank you for the link! I couldn't remember the names or where it happened but I thought of the story immediately4Reply
Little8Lost lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIt feels like this was made with ai but i could be wrong My head is gonna explode7Reply
sstupidcasey lemmy.worldHmmm, free meal or risk my life to pay, now that is a difficult decision.4Reply
BlueFootedPetey sh.itjust.worksCalifornia? Also more seriously just gimmie your cash app barcode as I run out the door we good.1Reply
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God: There's ample of warning and time for you to run, why are you still in the building?
You: in a line paying my meal.
Horrifyingly enough this actually happened lmao
for anyone curious
(wikipedia link)
Meanwhile, Amazon delivery drivers are fired if they don't make deliveries when a tornado is in their area.
I vaguely remember he was only held responsible after the masses became very very upset that he was getting off.
I hope after everything was repaired as many people went out of their way to shoplift there as possible.
This is why many emergency exits set off alarms when opened.
Absolutely brilliant that I didn't even have to give context and you knew EXACTLY what I was talking about
Thank you for the link! I couldn't remember the names or where it happened but I thought of the story immediately
It looks like Paraguay needs a Luigi 🟢.
The meal was fire*
if insurance doesnt cover this we need more insurance luigis
It feels like this was made with ai but i could be wrong
My head is gonna explode
The dog picture was my concern
Hmmm, free meal or risk my life to pay, now that is a difficult decision.
AI generated slop🤮
For every rule there's a story.
California?
Also more seriously just gimmie your cash app barcode as I run out the door we good.