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jordanlundreply
lemmy.world

IIRC Robin Hood never killed anyone, and Luigi didn't steal anything or give anything away...

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lemmy.ml

"IIRC Robin Hood never killed anyone..."

neither did luigi.

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If you did, then it wouldn’t be homo and you could totally fuck nohomonessly. Hot right? I’d watch.

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There's not really a single robin hood canon, some versions of him are quite violent, others he avoids killing. All depends on who was telling the story and when.

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Nougatreply
fedia.io

The earliest tales of Robin Hood had him brutally murdering people for kind of no reason.

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Nougatreply
fedia.io

No it was more like "Dude's daughter rebuffed my marriage proposal, so I beheaded him."

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lemmy.world

Less Robin Hood. More John Brown.

I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think vainly, flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done.

~ Charlestown, Virginia Dec 2, 1859

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lemmy.world

And we still screwed it up and let the south keep slavery for 100 years just changing the name to Jim Crow.

And now they've finally won their civil war, segregation academies are coming back and everything .

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We still have slavery today it's called "private prisons"

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Robin Hood only took money from the rich. Luigi took life (allegedly), and scared the other rich folks enough to allow some life (healthcare) for the plebs for some short time.

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Why do they put him in that bullet proof vest? To protect him from the police? Haha

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He needs to be assassinated, it's their only hope of maintaining terror.

If he gets through a trial the chances of a hung jury are pretty high, and that's proof the system isn't invincible.

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The elite should rightly be terrified, and the only outcome that protects them is to drop the illusion of equality and create “green zones” where they are safe, like in other third world countries.

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The more they try and suppress him the more of a hero he appears

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lemmy.world

It's a shame that the CEO is dead because he doesn't even get to know why he was murdered. He was just walking then dead. No time to think about what he did

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lemmy.world

I don't think whoever did that knows the first thing about Robin Hood...

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