Spyke
slrpnk.net

What's the point of making over generalizing statements like this?

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lemmy.world

Relatable humor. The women in my life ask me about what I'm thinking often enough that it made me chuckle, mostly because being asked results in forgetting what I was thinking about if it was a passing thought.

In this case it is poking fun at the stereotype, which is true just often enough for it to be funny. Kind of like the memes where the two are in bed and she assumes the worst and he is thinking about Pokemon or something else innocuous.

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lathreply
lemmy.world

Let's intensify that interaction:

Women prefer meeting bears over men in the woods.

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NaibofTabrreply
infosec.pub

If you meet a bear in the woods today, you met a bear. If all day long all you meet is bears...

you're also a bear.

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lathreply
lemmy.world

That's a lot of bears. One could even say it sounds overbearing...

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lemm.ee

Sometimes people disagree with your political opinions. 🤯🤯🤯

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Impossible. Any political opinion other than my own must be garbled propaganda.I can't explain it otherwise...

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first off, that's a vast generalization
2nd off, that's totally me and my sibling. She's the "learn everything so you can look normal" autistic and I'm the "oo look a worm!! 🪱🥰" autistic

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I just blurt it out when my wife asks. It's always the most mundane, unrelated shit. I'll be thinking about what drove Mike Myer's choice to make Shrek Scottish. That said, she doesn't stress over what I'm thinking about. She's not insecure. She just wonders what's going on in the box sometimes. I'll have that look. My wife is great.

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Fun fact: women spend more time refuting casually sexist claims than men spend making them.

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I'd agree with that,

I'd also rue the fact you have to. Hope the majority of you get a break soon.

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lemmy.world

Do they wonder what men are thinking? Or do they know exactly what they are thinking and it’s the worst case scenario every time?

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Damn, 2 months ago? I must have been in a fight with my wife at the time…

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ebolapiereply
lemmy.world

Boomers call zoomers millennials and zoomers call millennials boomers.

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(>Old people are unrelatable, so they can fuck off.<)

Gibberish to English Translation brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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dohpaz42reply
lemmy.world

You missed an entire generation there. Though I’m not entirely sure if I should be offended.

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Obireply
sopuli.xyz

Don't complain, Gen X might be forgotten but at least you don't get shit on lol.

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lemmy.world

"When you do everything absolutely right, it/you doesn't get noticed."

-Gen X-

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Naw. That's legit. Gen X is the reason this tw*t is in office and I'm not proud of it. There are quite a few in my generation that "being forgotten/ignored" as a parenting practice proved to not be the right answer for. There are a lot of struggling Gen Xers.

Please judge Gen X on how we thought you could take your hands off the wheel (unregulated kids) and it'll turn out right... When we were born, boomers left us on a straight flat road. The millennials got a bumpy, curvy road (the Internet is Big and extended families are getting smaller) and realized they had to hold on for dear life.

I think they have it fuckin hard and are doing amazing/their best with it.

That's all.

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