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and also, actually make sure you empty each one

a lot of people seem to just blow and wiggle around like it's magic

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200ok
lemmy.world

I'm learning that there are people who blow their nose with both nostrils at the same time.

This feels like when I discovered that there are people who wipe their butts from behind.

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frankreply
sopuli.xyz

Does... Does this person reach through the legs from the front?

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spongebuereply
lemmy.world

That's how I do it! While still sitting down of course. I used to do it the other way standing up but find this easier and works better

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Ahahaha I'm the exact opposite, used to wipe sitting down back to front like you and switched to standing up front to back because it was easier

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spongebuereply
lemmy.world

Yeah but you basically said the same thing to someone who does the opposite so I'm just going to assume your strategy is to not wipe at all, which is weird

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sh.itjust.works

I can't blow my nose at all. Some weird mental block. I sniffle incessantly and drive everyone nuts instead.

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Num10ckreply
lemmy.world

can you exhale hard out while your mouth is shut?

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200okreply

Right? How does this person find things mildly amusing without blowing air through their nose?

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One at a time. I also can focus the energy on either the more front of the nose or the back of the nose towards the throat. I wish I could explain how but I cannot and it would be good if my kids could do it because it can help a lot.

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I donโ€™t really blow it, I just pick and flick

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Naah for some reason I find it incredibly disgusting. Instead, I scream till it gets out.

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