Spyke

How is there not a single Futurama reference in the comments? I thought we were all nerds?

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There are not many times I feel sorry for cockroaches, but setting RFK onto them would be one.

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Wilcoreply

He would snort lines of it ... it is crystals after all.

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Grassreply
sh.itjust.works

fuck now egregious will always be pronounced egregious in my mind

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Panasonic Blu-Ray, 99 dollars
32-inch LCD TV, 299
LG 42-inch HDTV, 489
Everything's on sale during Christmas in

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feddit.nl

I'm kindof a nimby when it comes do giant cockroach farms in my area, please don't scale this up. Don't make "oops 2 billion milkroaches have escaped" a thing.

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phx
lemmy.ca

Why would cockroaches HAVE milk? They don't nurse young or anything like that

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Oneserreply
lemm.ee

That's somehow even worse than my original mental image. Great work science!

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Zerushreply
lemmy.ml

Not worse as the insect shit we eat in the morning, called Honey.

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nomyreply
lemmy.zip

Delicious bee puke, i can't wait to do a line of roachmilk.

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Nothing like snorting a fresh line of crystalized cockroach gut milk in the morning to start the day off right 🥰

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lemmy.world

Is this acquired similar to how cow milk is or more like almond milk?

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Sunsofoldreply
lemmings.world

Popped open the article to find out, and the answer is neither. The 'milk' is crystals collected by cutting open a particular kind of roach and extracting them from its brood sack.

There's a phrase I didn't know I'd be using today.

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I wonder what kind of research goes in a lab where someone goes "what if we cut the grub from the pregnant cockroach and test to see it's nutrition content?"

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Fundamental commodities for a space game: baobab trees, eels, crystal milk, serfs.

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I definitely assume that Palmetto Cheese is just ground-up palmetto bugs.

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