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theonion·The OnionbyMaven (famous) Long Time No SemenSourceView original on lemmy.zip219Comments17Reply
AAfricanExpansionist lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyGods but this is gross. The artist really captured Elon in all his sweaty glory63Reply
ccasmael replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyFuck I missed that actually well done for actually reading things o79Reply
ddarko8472 feddit.uk2Hide 2 repliesNot sure whether that’s the knot holding the towel up or something else.16Reply
ttheUwUhugger replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyConsidering how insecure Elon is, I doubt that there is anything to hold it up!6Reply
aatro_city fedia.io5Hide 5 repliesDid I miss something? Is he sending his musk out across the country to willing recipients?6Reply
Maven (famous) replylemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyElon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm21Reply
RRhynoplaz replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesGuess it's better than his VP who gives his to unwilling recipients.8Reply
rrebelsimile replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyDon’t call it a loveseat if it’s not askin for it5Reply
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Gods but this is gross. The artist really captured Elon in all his sweaty glory
sweaty and cybertruck-chested
Jack off all trades is gold.
Fuck I missed that actually well done for actually reading things o7
I always look for the Kelly self-inserts. They’re my favorite.
This is a master(bation)piece.
Not sure whether that’s the knot holding the towel up or something else.
Considering how insecure Elon is, I doubt that there is anything to hold it up!
Not much left after the botched implant.
Turkey baster.... love it.
Needs more labels
Did I miss something? Is he sending his musk out across the country to willing recipients?
Elon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm
14 as of today I believe.
Guess it's better than his VP who gives his to unwilling recipients.
Don’t call it a loveseat if it’s not askin for it
You misunderstood. I meant Musk's VP, The Orange Rapist.