Spyke
moakleyreply
lemmy.world

Reminds me of an adult video I saw a while ago that completely changed how I view pornography.

It was a perfectly normal video of a perfectly normal woman doing a perfectly normal thing. The title of the video was descriptive of the action, and then in parentheses it said, "(NO FARTS)".

And I'm like... I wasn't even aware I had a preference either way, but now I definitely do.

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This whole comment and my sides into orbit; Thank you for the 1am ugly-laugh cackling and guffawing

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I thought the Romans had us covered there, they nailed him repeatedly!!

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lemmy.world

ive never heard of any human fucking a cat in my life, i dont imagine its all that possible but im not going to research it either. as a general rule, don't try to rape a predator species.

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CluckNreply
lemmy.world

It’s a joke about some YouTuber (Shane Dawson?) who told a story where they jacked off and accidentally touched their cat. People immediately turned it into, β€œHe fucked the cat?” and chaos ensued. He started posting rants how he didn’t fuck his cat and that didn’t help in the slightest.

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Num10ckreply
lemmy.world

i figured it was a joke about shera and her big cat. in the 1980's kids would joke about He-man being more interested in his cat too.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

it kinda is. but its a reference to the modern reboot of she-ra where: (huge spoilers for the show, dont click if you plan on watching)

::: spoiler Tap for spoiler adora/she-ra literally dates catra who is an antromorph cat :::

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I used to watch his videos back in the day and I don't remember the cat fucking. I remember lots of other fucked up jokes that I probably shouldn't have been laughing at.

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sh.itjust.works

puts on ban proof armor

To be fair, don't we all like fucking a hairy pussy?

I know, I know, bald pussies exist, but it just feels wrong when you rub your dick on them.

However I draw the line at eating pussy. It just isn't healthy, and you don't know what you might catch from it. I mean, have you seen the mess they leave behind?

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Guy Ingonitoreply
reddthat.com

It's tough when she's really turned on and there's just so much juices pouring out that they're getting in your mouth and down your throat and you're just trying not to gag 🀒

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Not advocating for understimulated vaginas to keep 'em fresh. πŸ’€

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lemmy.world

Can you elaborate on this one, apparently ukelele girl music has bad vibes for my students but they're not willing to fill me in.

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