Spyke
sh.itjust.works

100% an astrology daughter. like a third of everybody believe in astrology anyway, so she'll receive plenty of support from her peers.

nft son is just going to... I mean, that doesn't end well.

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nimpninreply
sopuli.xyz

You ruined my day by reminding me that a third of people believe in astrology

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lemmy.world

I think it has an effect, not inherently, but only because we then standardize schooling based on birth year, not actual age. Starting at four years and one month vs four years and eleven months (where I am, it starts even earlier, at two years and six months/three years and five months for kindergarten) means students are in a wildly different developmental stages. I don’t think it’s necessarily a lifelong thing, but at least during school, the kids who start at a later age are better at sports, so they’re more likely to make sports teams, which certainly affects your personality.

I would never say that I believe in astrology though.

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uieniareply
lemmy.world

That has nothing to do with astrology though. Astrology has zero effect.

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Sure, but it’s the time of year (indirectly) affecting your personality, so it felt relevant

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no bananareply
lemmy.world

Right?! As long as it's not the Nazi version of astrology

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Tartas1995reply
discuss.tchncs.de

Well there is the Nazi version of nft sons... So... I guess even then... I guess... I take the Nazi astrology daughter... And then I blame myself for being a bad parent who failed to teach them properly morals.

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no bananareply
lemmy.world

Odds are that the Nazi astrology daughter would marry a nazi nft son...

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Tartas1995reply
discuss.tchncs.de

So you are saying, I get to choose between Nazi nft son and Nazi nft son In law... I guess either way, I get one. What is more embarrassing that my daughter would choose a nft bro or that my son is a nft bro? I guess the former as it involves 2 people.

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There is a nazi version of nft sons and a nazi adjacent version. I'm not aware of a third one

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Tartas1995reply
discuss.tchncs.de

a third of everyone

I hope not. I don't want to see the data. Just this once, lie to me if you have to.

But still astrology daughter. Nft son is ... I don't want to have my money stolen to gamble in a scam casino. I intend to be able to send my astrology daughter to university and if my nft son does what nft sons do, I can't.

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udonreply
lemmy.world

Yes, around a third, or to be more precise everyone born between May and August.

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Jumutareply
sh.itjust.works

where is this data from? i can't seriously believe it even if it is the us

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TwoBeeSanreply
lemmy.world

There's a path from nft son to incel that's scary. Astrology daughter easy.

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Yeah I'd rather not have allergy-denying magical thinkers poisoning me with peanuts

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danc4498reply
lemmy.world

I think what time of year you are born may have some affect on your personality at least.

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danc4498reply
lemmy.world

Like, at all? You don’t think babies born during summer months have a different enough experience than babies born in winter months that their personalities could be affected. Even a tiny bit? That’s all I’m saying.

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Astrology daughter. Nft son is stupid, and probably a jackass. Astrology daughter likely has her heart in the right place and just thinks it's a fun little thing.

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tiasreply
discuss.tchncs.de

Astrology daughter might have her heart in the right place but she's still stupid, and her prejudiced woo-woo beliefs are going to end up hurting people and society.

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lugalreply
sopuli.xyz

Chill down! You sound almost like a Taurus!

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I wish I could see NFT's as just a fun little thing tbh. But nft sons have ruined that.

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lemmy.world

Astrology daughter. NFT son will be bankrupt in your basement, no matter what. Astrology daughter might marry a rich guy.

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lemmy.world

Only if he's not a Taurus. No amount of money can get Mercury back in alignment.

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Shoureply
lemmy.world

And if she doesn't, she hopefully tries to be a kind person and sell pretty gems.

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lemmy.org

And if not, it's saturns fault that she's an insufferable cunt

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Shoureply
lemmy.world

Which means she needs to attune to Venus, duh!

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Exavtly! She was acting like a penus! And needs some Venal penal lessons.

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Both are recoverable but the astrology daughter is much cheaper to handle. Tarot, crystals, and star charts don't eat retirement funds.

Daughter with a Psychic, much tougher call.

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lemmy.world

Astrology daughter won’t try and destabilize the world with star charts

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Astrology daughter;

+less money lost to scams

+less likely to engage with bro culture

-more likely to engage with crystals, vibrations, homeopathy, etc..

+less cringe

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Much more likely astrology daughter is engaging with crystals and vibrations from a more spiritual sense without zealotry, and purely for the joy it brings them. Homeopathy probably because western medicine is a miserable experience for women...

So yeah, those aren't exactly red flags at first glance.

NFTs however... Don't ever talk to me again.

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lemm.ee

Both equally insufferable, but NFT son is more consequentially risky.

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If you believe in something like astrology, chances are high that you also get scammed by nft

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I don't want children, especially in a world that's getting worse every day. And NFTs pretty much sum up many of the causes that have led us to this situation.

So I'd choose an astrology daughter without hesitation.

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Nft son.

Still has a chance for success in the future. Believes in controlling his own fate. Is tech oriented. Can still lift heavy objects. I can call him "lil-bruh".

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kbin.earth

Regardless, that's my child. Not line they Luigi'd a billionaire.

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