'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting Audio
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He told us who he was while he attended university. Do we believe him yet?
He also paid Trump $25m dollars as an apology for blocking his account years ago when it was justified
Zuck is like Lindsey Graham with money and more evil intentions.
Maybe try not being a creepy little lizzard boi with a hard-on for privacy violation
JFC mark that shit NSFL
What a traumatizing face
His face still says "please love me, I have money," but at least he stopped doing that stupid Roman emperor haircut.
It could be worse, imagine his personal digital life was sold to a shady consulting firm piloting a conservative populist political campaign
The onion is going to go out of business if real life headlines like this one keep coming out.
If he ceased to exist, he'd stop leaking.
If I was in this meeting, and had previously never leaked anything, I would want to leak this, because this is funny as hell
how can someone be that fucking ugly
Come on now! You have never seen ugly if you twist your panties in disgust from cuckerberg!
Dont make me dm you a selfie
The problem for the rest of us is, everything he says also stinks.
Because everyone hates him. As simple as that.
Get some snuggies then you whiney man-baby.
why does his skin look like that. It looks like a shoddy spray tan job.
A tan on a skin type that doesn't tan well. Maybe from a tanning bed where you wear eye protection, would explain why that area is so weirdly white.
Awww, he's trying to look like Daddy Trump!
He looks like he's been skiing 2 weeks ago, i cant see anything wrong here
Because something leaked onto him; and down his chin
Surly he is smart enough to do some combinatorics to figure out who is leaking the meetings.
It's the classic riddle of u have 1000 bottles of wine 1 is poisoned and u have 10 prisoners to test the wine. U must test all the bottles in 4 days, however it takes 3 days for the poison to take effect.
::: spoiler hint With 10 prisoners u can test up to 1024 bottles :::
Thanks for that little riddle, managed to solve it (with the hint) during my morning coffee.
::: spoiler solution Number all bottles in binary, starting from 0000000000. Then the Nth prisoner drinks all wines where the Nth digit is "1". have each prisoner drinking the wines where a certain digit is "1".
So for example. If you had 8 bottles and 3 prisoners (exact same logic):
If nobody dies the poisoned wine is numbered 000. And if all die it's the 111. :::
Did ya need the hint?
No, I only saw it after I solved the problem.
::: spoiler my reasoning / thought process Initially I simplified the problem to one prisoner. The best way to reduce uncertainty was to split the bottles into two sets with 500 bottles each; the prisoner drinks from one, if he dies the poisonous wine is there, otherwise it's in one of the leftover 500 bottles.
Then I added in a second prisoner. The problem doesn't give me enough time to wait for the first prisoner to die, to know which set had the poisonous wine; so I had to have the second prisoner drinking at the same time as the first, from a partially overlapping set. This means splitting the bottles into four sets instead - "both drink", "#1 drinks it", "#2 drinks it", "neither drinks it".
Extending this reasoning further to 10 prisoners, I'd have 2¹⁰=1024 sets. That's enough to uniquely identify which bottle has poison. Then the binary part is just about keeping track of who drinks what. :::