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lemmy.world

The DOGE found that there were $50 million dollars of tax money going to Gaza. Some small part of that apparently has to do with condoms, so they're using it as justification that all government grant programs should be halted immediately. This will effect people's jobs, schools, and numerous other programs beneficial to the American public, but it's ok because they stopped the condoms

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lemmy.world

A future DOGE finding will show that ketchup is a luxury that American taxpayers shouldn't be funding for any group of people under any circumstances. /s

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You're thinking of "condiments", which are usually used in different situations.

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No different than the DEA putting you in prison for 10 pounds of marijuana because you have a 10 pound bag of dirt and some kind of plant matter they can't identify. Facts don't matter to the government.

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lemmy.world

Condoms are watertight expandable bags. They can be useful in many situations that aren't sexual.

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danc4498reply
lemmy.world

Probably added by a republican as a poison pill.

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jonnereply
infosec.pub

I mean, it makes a ton of sense to include condoms in aid, you don't want people getting pregnant when there's literally no functioning hospitals. Of course conservatives will say 'just don't have sex' or whatever, but that's just not how humans work.

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danc4498reply
lemmy.world

This makes sense. And also makes it a lot worse that they’re using that as an excuse.

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It's probably also not $50m worth of condoms. It's probably like a few grand, but you have to spend millions on distribution and security because obviously there's no infrastructure there.

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lemmy.ml

Wait I thought the racists wanted less brown people they're really sending mixed messages here...

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Have you been to Israel? They go out of their way not to exploit Palestinians for labour. Most of the Israeli labor class is imported from Thailand.

Its pretty crazy and shows just how genocidal those people are. They literally want them all dead.

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Madison420reply
lemmy.world

Well no, you add children to no resources and no shelter and you get demoralization and greater overpopulation and a noticable impact on crime and life span.

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Sounds like future slaves to me. They - the billionaires - want to kill most of us worldwide and enslave the rest.

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Jayreply
lemmy.ca

Bombs and bullets tend to be more effective than condoms.

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Jayreply
lemmy.ca

The problem with that is they're not trying to "develop" Gaza... at least not for the people living there.

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Yup.. assholes gonna asshole. It did seem like we were getting better for awhile, but the news lately shows us not much has changed.

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The results of a century long proxy war in the middle east seems to beg to differ. The UN in 1994 held a meeting in Cairo about using women's education as a method of reducing rapidly growing populations across the world most notably in the middle east.

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Jayreply
lemmy.ca

Call it an ancient torture device, and it all makes sense.

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I’m sorry but she looks like the platonic ideal of the headline. Betty Bowers, take some notes.

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ponder.cat

I am super confused about the whole thing.

This is literally a perfect fit for this community.

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OpenStarsreply
piefed.social

I kinda love your username btw - such a good match (to your instance)!:-P

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lemm.ee

I miss when doge was just a good boy

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oyoreply

They ruin everything. Pepe, Doge, Tesla; fucking Tolkien rolling over in his grave over Anduril and Palantir.

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lemmy.ca

or if the condoms were parte of the plan

Ding ding ding, this is the best possible thing. The other that it's complete made up

Knowing how the conservative club communicates, I'm oretty sure that st best there was a $250 dollar pack of condooms in there. Leaving out details like "it was 0.1% of the package, 99.9% wre different items" is just normal business practice for the Republican party

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Not made up 99% certain. Gaza used to have a huge problem with birth control pills being sent to them by governments. Like ludicrous amounts. They'd expire and they didn't have a way to safely utilize them (it's basically hormones, cannot dump it in the sea or whatever)

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When we said "it's a fucking genocide in Gaza", they might have misunderstood which word was meant to be emphasized.

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discuss.tchncs.de

::: spoiler Full article DOGE says it stopped millions of dollars meant for condoms in Gaza By Casey Harper | The Center Square

(The Center Square) – White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt told reporters at the White House press briefing Tuesday that the administration had just stopped millions in taxpayer dollars from paying for condoms for those in Gaza.

Leavitt said the finding came as a result of the pause in federal funding for a range of federal efforts, including foreign aid payments, so they can be reviewed.

That pause has sparked pushback and criticism for the Trump administration as many federal efforts ground to a halt. Leavitt, however, pointed to the Gaza condoms as proof of the necessity of the pause.

“DOGE and OMB also found that there was about to be $50 million taxpayer dollars that went out the door to fund condoms in Gaza,” Leavitt said. “That is a preposterous waste of taxpayer money.”

It is unclear if the entire $50 million was for condoms, which would be an incredible sum for a population of that size, or if the condoms were just part of a $50 million spending plan. According to media reports, Hamas militants used condoms as balloons and have tied explosives to them in previous attacks.

Leavitt said they also stopped $37 million that was about to be sent to the World Health Organization. Trump signed an executive order last week to pull the U.S. out of WHO.

“So that is what this pause is focused on, being good stewards of tax dollars,” she added.

Elon Musk, who now heads DOGE, wrote on X that the finding was just the "tip of [the] iceberg.” :::

::: spoiler Screenshot

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lemmy.world

DOGE? Like......the 2012 dog meme/cryptocurrency? I'm so confused what is happening here.

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Deelloreply
lemm.ee

Department of Government Efficiency. Headed by Elon Musk, the guy responsible for sending that crypto coin to the moon with a single tweet. This is America now. One big meme.

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You somehow gave a complete answer that answered my question, and still left me even more confused.

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FuglyDuckreply
lemmy.world

DOGE as in musk’s Department of Government Efficiency.

The, uh, illegal and unconstitutional “advisory” board that was set up to give oligarchs a seat at the table.

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T00l_shedreply
lemmy.world

The, uh, illegal and unconstitutional “advisory” board that was set up to give oligarchs a seat at the table.

Gonna get a LOT of mileage out of that one sentence.

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Seeing as they would prefer that the Palestinians disappear I'd think they'd be 110% in favor of condoms for them.

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"Our team concluded that the most effective birth control is being a frustrated loner and jerking off."

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