Those guys had guns, went to war against emus, and lost.
America went to war against drugs and lost. The drugs were surprisingly well armed. Though we also gave drugs a bunch of guns, just to even the playing field.
Can you please stop joking about invading countries, Jesus Christ, listen to yourselves. The world had a fairly poor view of Americans before this whole thing but you guys are really isolating yourselves here.
For any confused Americans, every time I've heard an Australian use the word "thongs" they mean flip-flops, not thong underwear. Just wanted to make sure we all understand the meaning of this threat (we should be scared).
Hey we just got Trump to shut up about Mexico. We're not trying to do Round 3 in a desert! The choices are Temperate, Arctic, or Jungle. And if we're super good boys we can get European Island too.
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Those guys had guns, went to war against emus, and lost.
America went to war against drugs and lost. The drugs were surprisingly well armed. Though we also gave drugs a bunch of guns, just to even the playing field.
We secretly wanted drugs to win the whole time, but wanted them to feel like they earned it.
Fuck man, we should give Emus guns.
Drugged emus with guns
Private Australian citizens don’t need guns to fuck you up.
Kangaroos are strange creatures.
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Chonki boi!
Can you please stop joking about invading countries, Jesus Christ, listen to yourselves. The world had a fairly poor view of Americans before this whole thing but you guys are really isolating yourselves here.
I don't imagine this joke was made by an American
Looking at OP's history, they do seem to be an American right wing troll
Yeah... I see pro-Trump and covid denial themes, so either a Russian troll or an idiot American.
It's fine. We deserve it.
I'm sorry it seems like NonCredibleDefense has sprung a leak. I'm sure CredibleDefense will get it plugged shortly.
We don't have guns? I should really let the local firing range know that, they clearly never got the memo.
Plus the owners of the other 3.5 million guns in the country. Dipshit OP seems to think gun control = gun ban.
The number of Americans who do not understand this is frustratingly large.
Don't do it! They have emus!
Don't need 'em. Got spiders and snakes.
That ain't what it takes to love me. You fool, you fool.
We have milk crates, shopping trolleys and thongs. Fucking try us ya pussies
For any confused Americans, every time I've heard an Australian use the word "thongs" they mean flip-flops, not thong underwear. Just wanted to make sure we all understand the meaning of this threat (we should be scared).
We use the word thong for both the footwear and the bumfloss.
They have 🎶*Oil!*🎶
Ammo town begs to differ, all shiny and chrome.
Hey we just got Trump to shut up about Mexico. We're not trying to do Round 3 in a desert! The choices are Temperate, Arctic, or Jungle. And if we're super good boys we can get European Island too.