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PugJesusreply
lemmy.world

Here for a good time*, not a long time

*not having a good time either, please help

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Greasy burgers help with the good time

Definitely don't help with the long time

And too many can also ruin the good time you are here

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jlai.lu

So if I my math is right, that’s four triple burgers with double cheese and eggs.

I’ll be gay for that too.

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Yup. And when I'm done I'll have a triple burger with eggs and double cheese!

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Ah yes you’re right. It’s even better.

K I’m gay now, give me some burgers.

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lemm.ee

now that you mention it, someone thinking he only response to a cheeseburger that you could buy for maybe 10 dollars in a diner is an unrequested homosexual sex act is somewhat surprising

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midwest.social

What’s the row next to the eggs? I thought it was burgers at first but no way. Mushrooms? Hash browns?

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ummthatguyreply
lemmy.world

Upon further inspection, they appear to be smashed potatoes, rather than shredded hash browns.

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lemm.ee

i think I can see some shreds, im willing to believe this is hash bhrahns

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ummthatguyreply
lemmy.world

May be the case. Just that the strands appear larger than normal. Could be via mandolin... or just lack of pixels to be certain.

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Insufficiently dehydrated potatoes.

You got wring out that wet, kids.

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lemmy.world

I have never understood the appeal of this kind of food when hungover. It seems like one of life's great experiences that I'm not part of.

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gerryflapreply
feddit.nl

Idk, but whenever I'm hungover (or drunk) I absolutely crave fat salty food like this. And it seems to alleviate my hangover faster as well. Maybe something to do with salt helping with taking in more fluids or that there is a salt shortage after drinking a lot?

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Skunkreply
jlai.lu

Not so fun fact, I used my macro nutrient counter to track calories of a drunken night.

Around 2000 kcal of alcohol + the junk food after, so it can be around 4000 kcal a night.

No clues why I’m getting fat 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Yeah drinking nights are an absolute calorie nuke. It's why I'm doing it less and less. I've managed to change most other part of my life for the better (not that I was ever really overweight). I run 2+ times a week, I rarely eat calorie dense processed food anymore, I rarely snack. But every now and then these drinking nights come in and ignore all the rules lol

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Jokes aside... If you're helping your homies recover from a party, you're the real champ.

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