What is the X equivalent of "Tweet"?
We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets "Tweets", so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*
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X-crements
Based on other Musk products, the answer is "sex".
"I sexed last night about pony poops."
"He sexed at me about goat groping."
"She's not sexing with me anymore."
Tesla Model S
Tesla Model 3
Tesla Model X
Tesla Model Y
Do you see it?
"Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!"
— nobody, of any gender, ever
Xbox series S
Sony playstation 5
Xbox series X
Holy shit
GENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS
Now everything is X.
The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.
Have you seen X's X? Yes I Xed it.
I smurfed Papa Smurf a Smurf while he smurfed for Smurfette
I'll just leave this here
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So that’s why I’ve been searching for “XXX”
Yes and No? Also X.
"tens"
Haha, I love it. How very Roman.
eXcretions
X Æ 2
𝕏crements
“Tweet” is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.
Xitting, pronounced "shitting"
Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.
Let’s go with “Xarts”
Elon said they’re X’s
I'm sure he knows a lot about exes
And as stupid as that is, it's even wrong. It would just be Xs. No apostrophe.
Tell that to Elon
https://infosec.pub/post/851827
It's Elon, so they'll probably be called "harambes"
An xcreet
Twats
Turts
Twerx
💩
Police is not going to arrest you if you just keep calling them tweets
Crosses
twXt
Skeets
(Serious answer, I think it's Xeets)
pronounced as shits
seX
Xzibits
Tents
Fuck this stupid post.
kisses your forehead
So "fucks" it is then.
You have tweets, now they're your Ex
Idk, but videos xvideos.