Lshittylifeprotips·Shitty Life Pro TipbyLauchs SLPT: Double your reading efficiency by only reading even pages.View original on lemmy.world73Comments17Reply
LLauchs replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesUsually, puns are gross but this time I'm not even mad.10Reply
AAlexstarfire lemmy.world8Hide 8 repliesI just read every other word. Context clues let me fill in the blanks.8Reply
AAlexstarfire replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIf that's not perfectly clear to you, I'm not sure what more you need.1Reply
LLauchs replylemmy.world"Look, I read the bible, I'm pretty sure I'd know if stealing was in the 4 commandments!"5Reply
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That’s an… odd suggestion
Usually, puns are gross but this time I'm not even mad.
net positive then?
That's a fair summation.
I just read every other word. Context clues let me fill in the blanks.
I just skip the whole process and make it all up
I u t k p e e l t r .
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I read other. Context let fill the.
If that's not perfectly clear to you, I'm not sure what more you need.
If not clear you, not what you.
Exactly
It's true you'll probably catch the gist of it
"Look, I read the bible, I'm pretty sure I'd know if stealing was in the 4 commandments!"
I literally can't
Ahaha, subtle.
I only read odds and ends