Spyke

Oh that reminds me of something funny my old psychiatrist told me: when people complain that everybody hates them, he responds: how can that be true? You haven't even met everyone yet!

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It sounds like something from "A Pharaoh to Remember"

I hope you're all happy. You've succeeded in convincing me life is worth living, by showing how bad my funeral will suck

https://youtu.be/y2zql_a6t2o

But I think you're confusing it with a scene from Office Space

Why should I change? He's the one who sucks

https://youtu.be/ADgS_vMGgzY

2

Jobs was such a piece of shit, anything positive he said I just can't digest it. Fuck that guy.

14

“We are made of starstuff” – Carl Sagan

It's inspiration to me because it always reminds me of our insignificantly small and momentary place in this universe.

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"You will become way less concerned with what other people think of you when you realize how seldom they do."

David Foster Wallace (although he may have been quoting someone else)

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lemmy.world

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

-- Conan

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"Be the change you want to see in the world.”

I live by the rule that I imagine everyone doing what I’m doing. If everyone doing it would make the world a worse place, then I don’t do it. Conversely, if it would make the world better, I go for it. This mindset makes even small charitable acts feel meaningful—because while my individual contribution may be minor, if everyone did that little thing too, we’d all be much better off.

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"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always, always cheat."

I'm told this creed is an invention of a family member, but if I'm following the message it's almost certainly stolen from somewhere.

I'm also a big fan of "Anything worth doing is a worth doing half-assed"

5

In my family it was:

“If he’s bigger‘en you, get yerself an equalizer”

The point is the same, no one voluntarily goes in to a fight they think is fair. They “cheated“ before you got involved. It’s foolish not to cheat back.

3

Financial advice:

Mr. Simpson, your intelligence profile indicates that you're too... "stupid" to stick to a budget.

-Yes. Go on.

So, let me put this simply. You need more money.

-But how do I get it?

I'm a financial planner, not a financial consultant. Sorry.

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“The best way to handle, to take care of the future, is to take care of the present moment.  What else can you do?”

— Thich Nhat Hanh,  The Art Of Mindful Living

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Give the world the best you have and you’ll get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

–Kent M. Keith

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Yes, but how should it? If it 'should' have immense amounts of suffering and inequity, that doesn't sound very comforting.

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“The injury that is to be done to a man should be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge. “

  • Machiavelli
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Some things are in our control and others not.

Epictitus, The Enchiridion

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"Though the grease burns out of the torch, the fire passes on, and no one knows where it ends." -Zhuangzi

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