Spyke
AbidanYrereply
lemmy.world

But Kamala never promised me a pony. How was I supposed to vote for her?

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I fully agree - though my Canadian coworkers weren't even offered a vote!

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rammerreply
sopuli.xyz

The fact that a plurality of voters actively chose Donald Trump, again, tells you just how badly the Democrats have failed the People.

You can't just explain it away. The income inequality is worse now than it has ever been. People are willing to try Anything different. Even if it is objectively bad for themselves. Status quo doesn't cut it anymore.

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This is true. Allowing Trump to win will still be worse. Both things can be true, and that isn't radical centrism.

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AeronMelonreply
lemmy.world

Watching this malarkey from Japan. I’m ~80% sure me and my family are safe.

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Just wait until Trump starts a trade war with your country.

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sh.itjust.works

Following the dinner between Trump and Trudeau, where Trump reportedly made a joke about Canadian statehood, Public Safety Minister Dominic LeBlanc told reporters that they knew “the conversation was going to be lighthearted” and that “the president was teasing us.”

Trump doesn't tell jokes, he's not a comedian.

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FelixCressreply
lemmy.world

Trump doesn't tell jokes, he's not a comedian.

He is more of a clown.

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Also, anyone who's actually been involved in international politics, LIKE TRUMP DID FOR FOUR YEARS, should know that one does not "joke" in international politics. One assumes that the words coming out of one's mouth will be taken at face value, no matter how many "it was a joke" retractions and posts and apologies you make.

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Trudeau and Freeland handled the last term better than anyone around here expected.

Definitely helped having a PM with experience working with children.

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Konnreply
lemmy.world

Damn, I've lost count of how often they were blinking

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You need to convert from blinks per square feet to metric first.

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I’m not doing anything I can’t put off. Come on over. I’ll make iced tea and burgers. Who’s bringing the sides?

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lemmy.ca

We've been here before people. 2016-2020. For your mental health, zone out of anything he says. Only what he does matters.

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Yeah, I am not reading this shit again. I will not reward the complicit media with clicks and attention for their part in getting him re-elected.

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lemmy.ca

Is this a threat? Does this indicate imminent invasion of Canada soon after Trump resumes power? Is this how he means to deal with border issues, by erasing borders with Canada? What about Mexico? /s

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Nomecksreply
lemmy.ca

Canada is America's Ukraine. Giant land full of natural resources and no nuclear weapons.

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fedia.io

And a people largely indistinguishable from their own.

Edit: Note to self: Subtly pointing out that Trump wouldn't want to invade Mexico because he's a racist is not the way to go in the Fediverse because people will think you're the racist.

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niucllosreply
lemm.ee

I think you probably got down voted by Canadians who don't want to be associated with the US fwiw

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jlai.lu

Yeah the dude completely forgot that 1/5 of Canadians don't even speak the same language as Americans...

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And Ukrainians probably don't want to be equated with Russians either.

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I suspect about 40% of the population would approve. Our rural population is very similarly aligned with rural Americans, which is why they’re all rooting that that vapid, low impact Trump-alike Polievre who is running essentially unopposed right now. I can see him rolling over if Trump and his good squad came a-knocking.

It’s also possible that Trump watched the first twenty minutes of the movie Canadian Bacon and thought it was his daily brief.

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He's already floating invasion of Mexico... No /s

It wouldn't surprise me if he also tried Canada.

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Dude is a zionist who supports the theft, ethnic cleansing, and colonization of palestine.

Why not canada?

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fedia.io

This is Russia targeting the core alliances of the US.

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I mean if they give me a winter power armor and gauss rifle maybe it's worth a shot

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fedia.io

It’s the same trivial belittling as making RFK Jr be photographed eating a Big Mac.

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And in that other scene he made The Deep eat an octopus he was friends with.

Edit: Err, maybe I have him confused with another guy.

Edit 2: It's hard to tell if it was a prediction, or if Trump watched the show and got ideas.

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kbin.life

Face it USA. You have 4 years of internet trolls governing by meme.

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Are there social media hazmat suits to distribute among current allies?

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Lol! What do you mean Saddam Hussein wasn't Mexican? He and his buddy Assad and the guy who we dropped in the ocean in the ebd.

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Canada is like our cousin who has a different last name and never comes to our family reunion and really hopes none of their friends find out that we’re actually related.

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lemmy.world

Canada is a state, just not a part of the United States. Why is this controversial?

Edit: ah, I see. I glossed over the “governor” part.

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Skuareply
kbin.earth

"Governor" is the title of the heads of the states of the USA, but not of the prime minister of Canada. He has - probably through stupidity rather than actual malice, not that he is lacking in the latter - basically described Canada as a state of the USA.

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Okay yeah, the “governor” part is wrong for sure.

And I don’t doubt his combination of malice and incompetence.

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catloafreply
lemm.ee

The governor general of Canada is Mary Simon. Trump clearly doesn't understand what he's saying.

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HellsBellereply
sh.itjust.works

That's because the orange asshole thought he was playing 4D chess when in fact he was playing checkers.

Tell me you think he even knows the difference. /s

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It's more like he's the little brother with an unplugged controller. Then mom makes you let him play (hes voted into power) and he fucks up your save file.

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