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Blaster Mreply
lemmy.world

"And if that don't work, use more gun!"

-- America in a nutshell

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Woflsreply
feddit.org

"If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it" - Maxim 6

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lemmy.world

I hereby nominate "The Adjuster" for president. He now can not be prosecuted and all investigations against him are no more than political witch hunts.

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Wonder if this simple trick can be used to lower prices at the grocery store? Just saying.

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If we can have school shootings, why not CEO shootings? It’s only fair.

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Yeah, but Chapelle wouldn't know... He took a bribe from Musky Boi and now many of his former fans think he's trash (me included).

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Karjalanreply
lemmy.world

He also went to a town hall meeting to encourage denying poor people from moving into his neighbourhood, because it would lower his house price...

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I mean...

I'M RICH BIAAATCH

Coincidentally, the other line from that sketch also fits Dave's lifestyle

I got enough cigarettes here to last me and my family for the rest of our LIVES!

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I'm unaware, do you have a source I could read up on?

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lemmy.world

Careful now, our owners can discuss killing us for ice cold, sociopathic profit over drinks at fun lil conferences using loopholes and technicalities after they were paid in advance to protect their customers lives but chose not to.

We can only say "thank you and I love you daddy profiteers" back or we'll be silenced.

thank you and I love you daddy profiteers ♥️

I feel free. Don't you feel free? We feel free. Please let us live insurance gods and may your profits be glorious and your denied claim money rinsed of all that nasty blood.

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Remember when the ACA was being debated? How the biggest talking point in the media was "Death Panels"?

Health Insurance companies are literally the exact Death Panels that idiots were screaming about.

I feel like more people should make that connection.

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I think Marx expected more struggle, given the amount of guns in circulation.

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lemmy.world

I've been seeing so many theories about him. And if the one saying he is British turns out to be true I'm going to laugh so hard. The irony will be delightful.

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Honestly an European would be pretty funny. But le French would be on brand.

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The government may not negotiate with terrorists, but corporations are absolutely terrified of them. Do with that information what you will. :)

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