Spyke
fedia.io

I used to intern at a wildlife sanctuary and I used to stick baby raccoons on me like velcro and walk around while I clean their enclosures and stuff.

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NABDadreply
lemmy.world

Not exactly the same, but my wife and I are babysitting our daughter's guinea pig, and she needed to clean his pen last night so asked me to hold him.

He was so gloriously chill. He just sat with me eating a carrot and watching TV.

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3ntrancedreply
lemmy.world

I have my dad baby sit my piggies when I clean their cage too. The only downside is when we come to collect them, revealing the trove of accumulated chocolate tic-tacs beneath their bum.

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NABDadreply
lemmy.world

If you have to be pooped on by an animal, guinea pig is definitely the animal to pick.

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Very true, most of the time it's dry so there's no staining and it's solid. The concentrated pee though is another story. That is rank.

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tpyoreply
lemmy.world

I love guinea pigs. They are absolutely chill; capybaras and guinea pigs seem to be the same animal sized in xs and xl

I had one I used to hold in my arm like a football or a baby. His head would be in the crook of my arm and I'd hold his butt in my hand and he'd drape his back legs over my arm. He would stay like that for hours he was so content

I don't have any pictures of him handy, but he was adorable. Calico colored with short hair up front and long hair in back. And he was a big boi! He wasn't fat, just grew very large

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We have two girls of our own (Daisy and Rose). They get plenty to eat, but always act like they're starving. They don't steal food from each other, but they both act like someone is going to steal their food.

Etch had a traumatic youth because he was abused by his siblings (severely: torn ears and scars all over his belly). As such he wouldn't tolerate the presence of any other guinea pigs. My daughter is his herd. He gets along well enough with our girls when he's here now, but they stay in their own pen, so he still has a separation.

I think his time being the only pig in the pen has given him the confidence of a king. He lets food wait until he feels like eating it.

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lemmy.world

I worked at a pet store in college. There was a really chill baby king snake there that I’d hang out with when I was working the cash register. He’d loop around my neck and just hang out like a little snake necklace for hours. Scared the shit out of a few customers who thought he was a piece of jewelry until he moved 😅

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Too busy serving them instead aye.

Edit: I realise this can go two ways. I’m implying that the customers are animals. Not that you worked serving up food.

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lemmy.world

wow a bat flittered into me in my office hallway today, awkward flight like a moth, weighed practically nothing when it hit my leg. it was hairy and cute with black ears. i brought it outside. then i go on lemmy and see a fricken bat necklace.

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Catoblepasreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

A bat being active during the day and colliding with you is very abnormal behavior. If rabies exists where you are (this includes the UK for bats) see a doctor ASAP. Like, I wouldn’t go to bed without doing it. It’s possible for you to be bitten without feeling it because of how small they are, and disorientation is a sign of rabies in bats.

It’s totally fixable even if it did have rabies and bite you, you just have to go get a (normal, NOT in the stomach) post-exposure shot.

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Num10ckreply
lemmy.world

you're very right. i went and got the first shot. will need 4 total.

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Num10ckreply
lemmy.world

seriously, i'm realizing now this might have saved my life.

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Did it hit any bare skin? Might be a good idea to get shots for rabies. Bat bites and scratches can be so small we don't feel them.

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SkaveRatreply
discuss.tchncs.de

I agree with the others. Get a shot now. The survivability if rabies is virtually 0 when symptoms show up

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aussie.zone

One girl did after they put her in an induced coma and hopped her up on antivirals. The treatment was called the Milwaukee Protocol but has only worked once.

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Still sounds awful.

I’m so glad my doc insists on jabbing me with almost every single vaccine he can get his hands on.

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IIRC, there's one tribe of humans somewhere that regularly survives rabies, but it's some pretty entrenched genetics that they can't replicate yet.

But beyond that, it's basically a sure thing you'll die.

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bats just look scary up close flying if your not used to it, but yeah they look like moths. source: used to see bats in old friends farm house.

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sh.itjust.works

This is how I imagine half this sub spends their nights, the other half are sobbing at a 47 page scientific papers incorrect usage of the word "disambiguation"

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Now... That is the cutest thing i saw today. And this afternoon i learned about mini cows. So that sais a lot.

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Show me a single law that does not permit the wearing of a tasteful pearl necklace.

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Zerushreply
lemmy.ml

In bat or other animal sanctuaries, all animals are checked and treated by vets, they are not a risk for the workers there.

Like this Lord of the Night

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OH MY GOD IS THAT A BAT SHAPED PACIFIER?! I CANNOT CONTROL MY CUTE AGGRESSION RIGHT NOW!

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Huxreply

Eating? No, of course not.

Look at this as the bat-world’s equivalent of that that Piper Perri meme.

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Can't believe the writers left us hanging for a sequel for so long!

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lemmy.ca

Since I'm scared of the amount of viruses bats carry, I would be scared shitless. (as a sidenote I'm going to assume these bats are not carrying any viruses)

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Anticorpreply
lemmy.world

They live in a sanctuary. They've been coddled their whole lives.

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Lyrlreply
lemm.ee

Estrus in bats - some bloody discharge while in the fertile part of their cycle. Only great apes have menstrual cycles (shedding unused uterine lining at the end of a cycle, NOT fertile when discharging blood).

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lemm.ee

This is just me, but bats give me the creeps so this is a personal nightmare IRL

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Batmanreply
sopuli.xyz

Ride that fear. Conquer that fear. Control that fear. Use it to strike terror into your enemies hearts.

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yeah I think they're kinda cool from a distance but "what if rats could fucking fly" can't be that fun up close.

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