Only an idiot would accept this deal 2 tons would kill you thats like having a dump truck park on you make it like 300 pounds or something also how long is it going to be on top of me a week of school/work might suck but it probably won't kill you details people check the fine print
I'm in my 30s well past my schooling years. I accept the rock.
That's at least 500 2 ton rocks, one for each week
I think the deal becomes void after the first one crushes me to death but feel free to keep going if you want. I wont mind
"More weight"
Epic Giles Corey reference
Yes and I do not even go to school.
I miss depressionmemes
Only an idiot would accept this deal 2 tons would kill you thats like having a dump truck park on you make it like 300 pounds or something also how long is it going to be on top of me a week of school/work might suck but it probably won't kill you details people check the fine print
but would it be quick?
Is it a sexy crush?
More weight
Technically this is no school for the rest of your life. When you consider that, honestly it might not be a bad deal!
Don't worry. It only crushes your legs and you are hospitalized for two weeks
SHIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAA*
jorjor reference
Of course