What is the smallest unit of measure you can use at Thanksgiving?
Pil-grams!
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Yeah, but the smallest is also the largest... Because Pil-grams were also Puri-Tons!
Yeah, I just did.
I feel like it’d be a little better as:
How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving?
53 pil-grams!
Because then it’s also factual
That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!
Wait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?
I had children to legitimise my dad jokes.
So had I. That didn't stop me from telling all the adults, unfortunately (for them).
I tell them to mine, but they're in their 20s.
This is gold