Spyke
lemmy.world

It’s weird because the hurricanes seem to be targeting the southern states in particular, I wonder why God would preferentially punish them instead of the northern states or, I don’t know, California??

102

Like theres a portion of the bible that literally explains how to make an abortion potion. Also Yahweh has a thing for killing children and babies, he wants to yeeteth the fetus.

15
lemmy.world

I thought it was because I was having a whole bunch of gay sex. Damn.

43

I thought that was tornados and gay frogs. It’s difficult to keep track of all these scientific discoveries.

9

Obviously. All that steamy hot gay sex that Tucker definitely never fantasises about is bound to heat up the atmosphere.

8

they clearly don't, which is why he's getting desperate. he went from the most watched political show to no one even remembering he exists practically overnight. deplatforming works.

the reason he's doing this, and doing bdsm with demons in bed, is because articles will be written about him and people will remember he exists. hopefully some of those people will be crazy enough to both be interested in this rhetoric and go through the extra hassle of watching video on fucking Twitter of all places, ie literally the worst platform for video.

34
lemmy.world

He's lost it. First getting ripped up by demons, now he says abortions cause hurricanes? It seems like his brain has turned into a Swanson frozen dinner.

25

Nah he's just bullshitting to his base. This isn't a mental health crisis or anything. Just grifting.

4

The perfect quote from "The Newsroom":

Will : “The only reason I seem liberal is because I believe hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure not gay marriage.”

21
sopuli.xyz

So the aborted fetuses get fed into the offshore weather machine? It all makes sense now, how else could it make hurricanes?

17
lemmy.world

That seems to be the 'logic' but it falls apart when you consider the hurricane season we just faced against the decrease in abortion throughout the US since the Dobbs travesty.

perhaps there was a backlog? I don't try to make their madness make sense often, it usually results in a worse headache than when I started.

7
sh.itjust.works

The weather machine is powered by blood magicks, the lack of abortions is lowering its power supply and its starting to fail.

2
feddit.nl

I wish that demon had finished the job while he was sleeping.

14

Shit maybe he's right and Mother Nature finally realized what a mistake shacking up with god for seven days and nights was

3

You reached the end