showerthoughts·Showerthoughtsbypruwyben Magic Johnson sounds like the name of an adult film starView original on discuss.tchncs.de189Comments12
111111one11111 lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyJesus fuck am I so old that making a Magic Johnson is a porn name is now a shower time revelation to someone lol38
pruwyben replydiscuss.tchncs.deWas this a joke people made at the time? This was actually stolen from a streamer who'd never heard of him and made this comment.-1
CCarbonatedPastaSauce lemmy.worldHis real first name is Earvin. Which rhymes with pervin', so still pretty close.9
The Assman replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyI nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.11
Crackhappy replylemmy.worldOr you could be the narrator for Deadliest Catch and have a Mike Rowe Johnson. i will see myself out3
Jesus fuck am I so old that making a Magic Johnson is a porn name is now a shower time revelation to someone lol
Was this a joke people made at the time? This was actually stolen from a streamer who'd never heard of him and made this comment.
How do you think he got HIV? Too much magic johnson.
He forgot to use counterspell!
"I should not have tapped that."
A regular Johnson can get AIDS. He got cured. He's a Magic Johnson.
His real first name is Earvin. Which rhymes with pervin', so still pretty close.
Shit, if a porn star can score a triple double, I’ll take it.
Wait till you hear about doc Johnson.
Magic Johnson is what I nicknamed my penis.
I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.
Or you could be the narrator for Deadliest Catch and have a Mike Rowe Johnson. i will see myself out