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lemmy.world

1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?

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lemmy.world

So rather than anywhere in Florida, we're talking just the tip of America's penis.

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Floridians don't want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.

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But where do I get a crocodile?

We used to meet them at work, on the streets, in clubs, everywhere. Today you should probably install an app and hope you'll match with one.

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Would it be tacky to do this with an alligator or a caiman? Crocodiles are kind of hard to come by

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For a safer experience, you can slowly morph into a giant nose that smells crime.

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