Spyke
programming.dev

"Help me stepbrotherboard, my circuits are stuck under the chassi."

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programming.dev

The observant will have noticed one of these early uses of mother-board are in conjunction with baby-board, and not today's common daughterboard. A mother-baby relationship seems more appropriate in this context than mother-daughter.

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/10386/why-motherboard-is-used-to-refer-to-main-board-of-computer

So daughter boards were earlier referred to as baby boards. Mother to baby seems a more obvious link than farther.

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NaibofTabrreply
infosec.pub

If 1 motherboard can make 1 babyboard in 9 months, can 3 motherboards make 1 babyboard in 3 months?

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Neat.

Wonder why the terminology changed. Maybe baby-board/childboard didn't roll off the typewriter as well?

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abbadon420reply
lemm.ee

They are both very similar. Breadboarding is making a circuit on a breadboard while waterboarding is making a circuit on someone's nipples whit a car battery while you're pouring water over their face.

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lemmy.world

Does it? All the connectors I'm thinking of on the motherboard have protruding pins, which seem a lot more phallic to me. Are they really considered the 'female' connectors?

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Wait until you run into stepmother boards.

There's two types. The first are the evil stepmother boards that make you do all the hard work.

The other is the good stepmother board that gives you handjobs or takes your virginity

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Noooo, boats cars and computers are girls and therefore have girl parts.

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