And Romans can't be homophobic because they pretty much didn't hold the concept. Effing men and women equally was normal. Getting effed however as a man was seen as being submissive. If anything, this is more in the direction of ancient era toxic masculinity, heh.
it means you're getting fucked by them and not in a good way
So anal sex is a not-good way to have sex? Yeah sorry but that does sound pretty homophobic to me.
without lube
Ah, well that changes things. Anal without lube is a pretty universally bad experience, so sure, use that. But just framing being the receiving end of anal as bad without further context, we can do better than that, that's all im saying
Using sex terms (as in "fucked up" or "that sucks") to indicate violence (as in preventing normal action or imposing deprivation inducing results, philosophical violence, not colloquial) is a meme as old as time. It's more of a dysphemistic treadmill thing than anything. People are okay with being oppressed when talked about in normal terms like "walled garden" but talking about sex at all is taboo in a lot of places (for no good reason). (I am asexual (mostly) and I find this paradoxical aspect of the largely sexual public (in the US) to be massively a detriment to society.)
So no, using anal here isn't being homophobic. Not including it in the dysphemistic treadmill would be. My boyfriend has used this term before and he's hella gay.
Edit: for reference, I'm exaggerating a bit. Buying into a walled garden is fine if that's what you're into. Just know that you don't own the hardware or software you bought, instead you paid to get temporary access to services provided by it. For more information, see the war on right to repair.
Debian is a full day of romantic walks on the beach, fine dining, dancing, and taking in a romantic comedy, followed by easy quick familiar sex and then falling asleep in front of an episode of cozy reality television.
(It can become anything I imagine, but the defaults are just so comfortable...)
You buy the partner flatpack from ikea and compile the nervous system. Because you added all modules for the complete experience, they open their eyes and flee from your house.
NixOS just sits on your face. All the stuff in front of you is awesome. Though you might suffocate at any moment given the options. Oh and sticking your nose too deep into things might get you a broken nose.
Proof that the distro of choice has nothing to do with actually being as close as possible to your wants and needs, but rather of how cool it sounds... in your mind at least.
Arch
Bdsm, but real careful about the safe word.
Gentoo: no limits.
Anal (Ubuntu)
Because at this point, if you're still on it you're taking it up the ass from Canonical
Maybe we don't need to resort to casual homophobia though to criticize corporates
Lol, homowhat? This is ancient Rome level of insult. You're a bottom, Harry.
And Romans can't be homophobic for some reason, or what's your point?
And Romans can't be homophobic because they pretty much didn't hold the concept. Effing men and women equally was normal. Getting effed however as a man was seen as being submissive. If anything, this is more in the direction of ancient era toxic masculinity, heh.
So anal sex is a not-good way to have sex? Yeah sorry but that does sound pretty homophobic to me.
Ah, well that changes things. Anal without lube is a pretty universally bad experience, so sure, use that. But just framing being the receiving end of anal as bad without further context, we can do better than that, that's all im saying
Using sex terms (as in "fucked up" or "that sucks") to indicate violence (as in preventing normal action or imposing deprivation inducing results, philosophical violence, not colloquial) is a meme as old as time. It's more of a dysphemistic treadmill thing than anything. People are okay with being oppressed when talked about in normal terms like "walled garden" but talking about sex at all is taboo in a lot of places (for no good reason). (I am asexual (mostly) and I find this paradoxical aspect of the largely sexual public (in the US) to be massively a detriment to society.)
So no, using anal here isn't being homophobic. Not including it in the dysphemistic treadmill would be. My boyfriend has used this term before and he's hella gay.
Edit: for reference, I'm exaggerating a bit. Buying into a walled garden is fine if that's what you're into. Just know that you don't own the hardware or software you bought, instead you paid to get temporary access to services provided by it. For more information, see the war on right to repair.
Debian is a full day of romantic walks on the beach, fine dining, dancing, and taking in a romantic comedy, followed by easy quick familiar sex and then falling asleep in front of an episode of cozy reality television.
(It can become anything I imagine, but the defaults are just so comfortable...)
Man I've gotten old, gotten stuck in debian with lxc containers (Ubuntu for work, arch for fun) underneath.
Warm and loving on the outside, kinky as fuck behind closed doors.
perfect
autoerotic asphyxiation
arch linux
What would Linux from Scratch be then?
BDSM with a lot of pegging.
Source plz, for academic research.
duckduckgo
HOLY I closed that callout faster than anything I have before
Gentoo is busting instantly and waiting 6 months for the Baby to compile
You buy the partner flatpack from ikea and compile the nervous system. Because you added all modules for the complete experience, they open their eyes and flee from your house.
Cowgirl.
She came prepared, she took control and told me this was a hands off experience. I didn’t need to do anything myself. I just had sex and it was cool.
Bazzite (or any other immutable distro)
Fedora, so missionary position, but the lights are on and we're on top of the covers.
That's perfect. And I heard it's not a sin outside of marriage as long as SELinux is enabled...
Big question:
getenforce
i'm a linux user do i look like i have sex
Debian, no-sex is safe sex
NixOS just sits on your face. All the stuff in front of you is awesome. Though you might suffocate at any moment given the options. Oh and sticking your nose too deep into things might get you a broken nose.
Kubuntu is like wearing a condom because you have to
(it's the only thing that consistently boots on my weird Samsung laptop. everything else intermittently boot loops...)
Abstinence, most likely
Cowgirl (because hat because Fedora)
This comment might actually make me try Fedora 🤔.
Proof that the distro of choice has nothing to do with actually being as close as possible to your wants and needs, but rather of how cool it sounds... in your mind at least.
Wrong group of people to try to get a Cosmo article out of.
Cosmo? Isn't that Pop_OS's new DE coming out? :D
What is Cosmo?
Cosmopolitan magazine.
Infamous for being filled with garbage sex articles to further screw up women’s self esteem.
NixOS, probably some extreme bondage
Arch, masturbation
Nix is a brothel.
Just order off the menu.
Raspberry pi os, its like sex but with more lego
Doggystyle
Slackware?
Puppy Linux
Missionary but with a bunch of kinky German bondage equipment.
OpenSuse?
Du hier?
Yup.
Nope
Has to be.
MX or antiX?
Antix would be removing the kinky German stuff, but also no.
Siduction?
Rocket
::: spoiler Spoiler endeavourOS :::
Lol 🤣, good one.
Red rocket 🤔? Nah, way too kinky for Endeavour.
Slackware is a bearded old man trying to get it up, holding a picture of Lilo.
Me-Butt-U (Ubuntu) … ok , I’ll show myself out
….. the BACK DOOR haaaa 🤪
Meeh, just a small dildo I guess...
Glory Hole
Raspberry Pi OS is sticking your hardware through a small hole into what a full Linux distribution would feel like, given sufficient imagination
🤣🤣🤣... had a nice chuckle.
Deepin Bodhi, Lubuntu Manjaro,
Arch,
Arch,
Arch,
Hahahah what the hell
Taking tea with the parson, of course.
You’re Hugo Rune, and I claim my five pounds!
Missionary (Linux Mint)
I use mint and I was thinking a dry handjob
In any case, it's something boring and familiar.
Under the desk at office
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=93eVbuTs7ZQ#t=0m19s
It really is the best 🤤.
Full Nelson
What would tiny core Linux be?
Crabs?
Either that or mitosis