lemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyprettydarknwild Sample TextView original on lemmy.world617Comments30Reply
AAGD4 lemmy.world18Hide 18 repliesSo did someone f**k a costco rotisserie chicken and this is how I'm learning about it?104Reply
AAgent641 replylemmy.worldHer name was Margaret Thatcher and you ought to show some respect for the UKs first demonic prime minister72Reply
AmosBurton_ThatGuy replylemmy.ca4Hide 4 repliesMay I remind you about the cum box? That nasty, crusty old shoe box.15Reply
Dharma Curious (he/him) replyslrpnk.net2Hide 2 repliesSigh... Ruin my brain, please. I don't know this one.10Reply
tthermal_shock replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/comment/c4imcva/6Reply
Dharma Curious (he/him) replyslrpnk.netI will never forgive you for giving in to my request. I need healthy boundaries set for me!3Reply
nnilloc replydiscuss.tchncs.deCould be his dad for now old it is, but now I’m wondering if this is where he got his hair style from.2Reply
MMac replymander.xyz2Hide 2 repliesListen, you don't have to pretend here. This is a safe space.6Reply
DDragonTypeWyvern replymidwest.socialEveryone pops their cherry at some point, but it doesn't necessarily mean everyone has done it yet.4Reply
wwerefreeatlast replylemmy.worldOh fine. I didn't return it for a full refund, just in case anyone else hasn't either.3Reply
henfredemars infosec.pub3Hide 3 repliesThis again! Are you trying to program this image into my long term memory?30Reply
over_clox lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThis could have easily worked with 'Homie, we're in a Wendy's restroom', but somehow this version hits a little better haha! 👍20Reply
DDejected Warp Core replylemmy.worldI think this meme template is a bit like The Aristocrats; many tellings but it's all the same joke. In this case, I think almost any back-and-forth text would work and would have it's own "ew" factor, some worse than others. A: I want to grow up to topple the proletariat! B: Bro, we're in a coconut. 4Reply
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So did someone f**k a costco rotisserie chicken and this is how I'm learning about it?
Hey, it's better than the maggoty coconut..
Her name was Margaret Thatcher and you ought to show some respect for the UKs first demonic prime minister
I did not need that reminder in my life.
May I remind you about the cum box? That nasty, crusty old shoe box.
Sigh... Ruin my brain, please. I don't know this one.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/comment/c4imcva/
I will never forgive you for giving in to my request. I need healthy boundaries set for me!
I'll throw one back in 2 words: Jolly Rancher
Is that Simon Pegg?
Could be his dad for now old it is, but now I’m wondering if this is where he got his hair style from.
Ah, yes! The coco nut
I mean, who hasn't at this point?
I haven't yet! So how was it?
Listen, you don't have to pretend here. This is a safe space.
Everyone pops their cherry at some point, but it doesn't necessarily mean everyone has done it yet.
Oh fine. I didn't return it for a full refund, just in case anyone else hasn't either.
https://youtu.be/lvXL_gZzabA
Thank you for the clarification. That was a very risky click.
Oh, this is the JD Vance thing.
Hoss, we're in a Wayfair 3 piece faux leather sectional.
This again! Are you trying to program this image into my long term memory?
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Lisa needs braces.
This could have easily worked with 'Homie, we're in a Wendy's restroom', but somehow this version hits a little better haha! 👍
I think this meme template is a bit like The Aristocrats; many tellings but it's all the same joke. In this case, I think almost any back-and-forth text would work and would have it's own "ew" factor, some worse than others.
marginally better than a sock
At least it isn't a couch at Ashley's.
6/10 probably would do again but I would hesitate a bit.
We're Costco guys