Spyke
lemmus.org

"We have to stop this behavior!"

Politely puts up a sign

It works

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lemm.ee

That's what happens when you go full yankee

Double-nuked then groomed into some weird mix of insane but obedient by daddy Joe.

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I'm not an expert on Japanese culture but if there's one thing I do know it's that Papa MacArthur isn't the one who made them, academically speaking, a bunch of subby little heirarchy freaks.

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lemy.lol

First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.

Second, it wasn't a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn't paid.

Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.

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Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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I wonder if gorillas know their name based off interactions with trainers or if the yelling was bothering all the gorillas.

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lemm.ee

Japan is weird.

I really want to go and get involved, and I don't mean not in those weird videos or game shows you see on the internet.

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I finally understand why a japanese vtuber that I follow says she loves gorillas when referring to strong dudes.

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