Please make sure to check the expiration date on your toilet paper
Sorry for poor contrast, it was actually worse with the flash on. Look inside the roll, zoom in if necessary.
Ours apparently expired in July of 1823 😂
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That's just a "best by" date. You can still eat it, though it might taste a bit stale.
Yeah, its just common sense to smell if your toilet paper is poopy before you eat it.
when it starts to go I like to make a nice bread out of it, brings that flavour back.
For people wondering: This is to track batches from the factory, so when there's a quality issue, they know when and where it was created.
This thing says either 1823 or 1923. Either way, that's an oooooold roll of TP.
Yall are trippin, it’s July 18/19 2023
Shitpost ideed.
udeed?
Indeed ideed.
You dood?
Who dood?
You pood the dood?
First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem
It's 2024, we've upgraded to the Plumbus X...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JGaBU5cKluU
All this investment...down the drain
All this investment...wiped out
no way im zooming to looking into your toilet hole dude.
You just use it wrong. You have to insert the cardboard pipe as a sphincter implant until new toilet paper arrives.
The shells don't expire. Suck it, tp.
Some people don't know how to use the three sea shells.
Meanwhile, some Wilkinson exec from the future: what if there was a fourth shell?
Just take my upvote and go R303 yourself 👍
I ain't zooming in for obv Rick Asstley.
It's saddam
if you're american, manufactured 18 July 2023?
Nah. That would be expired by now.
Just be careful to keep it dry. IIRC there is a fungus that grows on toilet paper in Arizona that will infect you.
Oof, fair enough. 👍
Yeah, here in Mississippi it often gets rather humid, but we keep it pretty dry inside with the air conditioner.
Are you still in Arizona, Jimmy? You know Dad told you to get the duck out of there and let someone else use it.
Real shitters never need to check 💪💩