theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool Sources Allege Tim Walz’s ‘Aw, Shucks’ Persona Merely Facade Concealing True ‘Gee Whiz’ Tendencieshttps://theonion.com/sources-allege-tim-walzs-aw-shucks-persona-merely-facade-concealing-true-gee-whiz-tendencies/Open linkView original on slrpnk.net607Comments13Reply
Drunemeton lemmy.worldThe unmitigated gal: “When reached for comment, a spokesperson for the Harris-Walz campaign denied the governor had ever lost his temper and told anyone to hold their horses.” 55Reply
ZeroCool slrpnk.net1Hide 1 reply"I've said "jiminy jillikers" so many times the words have lost all meaning!" - Tim Walz24Reply
jballs sh.itjust.works He may have fooled the rest of the country with his finely tuned ‘Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!’ act, but ‘Holy buckets!’ is who he really is. Dammit, I actually say "Holy buckets" all the time. Years of parenting has engrained it into me.12Reply
ZeroCool replyslrpnk.net1Hide 1 replyHey now, it's just the onion, there's no need to start cursin' willy-nilly here.7Reply
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The unmitigated gal:
I knew it!
Gosh golly my feathers are ruffled.
That's two shakes from having your Jimmies rustled!
"I've said "jiminy jillikers" so many times the words have lost all meaning!" - Tim Walz
Tim Walz trying out for Fallout Boy:
Now that's the sort of fake news I want to be seeing :-)
As long as there's not an "Aw geez" persona
Dammit, I actually say "Holy buckets" all the time. Years of parenting has engrained it into me.
Well I'll be gosh darned.
Yer darned tootin'!
Hey now, it's just the onion, there's no need to start cursin' willy-nilly here.
Aw dagummit!
Schlimazel v Schlemiel oh my