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lemm.ee

Omg where, where are these lesbians doing such things? So I can avoid them of course.

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Yes where are they, I have um... Research that needs doing.

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lemm.ee

Oh no where, though, so I can definitely avoid being there and having that done to me

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lemm.ee

How do I volunteer to advance this global agenda

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Step 1 - Find a "man" who wishes to be a girl

Step 2 - Bite her in the [REDACTED] and drain the male essence

Step 3 - Tell her to continue your unholy bloodline

It's kind of like a Ponzi scheme, except we get to be hot women in the end instead of just broke.

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fedia.io

How valuable is it really?

I mean, one female egg is worth $5,000, whereas enough semen to repopulate the planet if only one man survives the apocalypse is worth like 25 bucks.

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lemmy.world

I know sis, they got me too. Instead of being a depressed dude who hates life, I'm a happy woman with a promising future. Truly a fate of all time ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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lemmy.ml

I can no longer sit back and allow the international lesbian Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids

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Oh is that what's happening to me? -Please carry on.- Wait I mean "No please stop it you can't ahh"

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yiffit.net

Oh nooo~ don't subject me to girlkissing, I'm so vulnerable and helpless >.<

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This feels like a joke on Jesus christ vampire hunters. Where vampires were hunting lesbians. But this is part 2 where the lesbians learned the "dark arts"

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You reached the end