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Trump Insists He’s “Extremely Normal” During Incredibly Weird Speech

Donald Trump still doesn’t have a comeback to Kamala Harris calling him weird.

After stewing in Tim Walz’s “weird” label for several weeks, Donald Trump has finally cooked up a comeback: No, you.

“You know, he said we’re weird,” Trump told a small crowd in York, Pennsylvania, on Monday during an event that was supposed to focus on the economy. “That J.D. and I are weird. I think we’re extremely normal people.”

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lemm.ee

I love that the weird label is the one that really hit the Republicans hard.

Fucking weirdos.

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grrgylereply
slrpnk.net

Yeah like someone called me weird, or even better queer, I would thank them for the complement. Why yes, I am somewhat unusual!

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rayyyreply
lemmy.world

Except Republicans are really, really creepy weird.

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It's simple really, their entire worldview relies on them being the "normal" ones and the "others" being the ones they make fun of.

Calling them weird forces them to think about it, just for a second, and that second of thought short circuits them just long enough for it to get through and it makes them feel terrible. They immediately drive it away of course, but there was that brief moment of clarity before they shoved it back down.

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Pennomireply
lemmy.world

Because they don’t understand properly descriptive terms like “fascist”.

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I can’t wait for the speech where they insist they’re quite normal fascists thank you. The biggest fascists. Everyone says they’ve never met a bigger fascist

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It's weird how they are impacted so strongly by weird. It was this weak insult the ended up being so incredibly based and true that it ended up sticking despite anyone's aversion. They owned the word the second it was used against them, but it wasn't a voluntary ownership... They just keep railing against it like morons, digging themselves deeper and deeper.

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lemmy.world

Pro-tip: normal people don't have to go around claiming to be normal.

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takedareply
lemmy.world

But he isn't just normal he is extremely normal.

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The Doctors, some say the best Doctors, have said that I'm above average in being this normal; in fact it is abnormal to be this normal, that's what they say and they are some of the best normal type of Doctors

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lemmy.world

It's amazing how much this has gotten inside his head.

This and the couches.

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lemmy.world

The only thing that got inside his head more than the couches (and the "weird" moniker) is Vance getting into the couches.

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FuglyDuckreply
lemmy.world

Nobody is ever going to see Vance sitting on a couch again and not immediately think “couchfucker

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FuglyDuckreply
lemmy.world

He’s gonna have to sit on wooden chairs for the rest of his life, if he wants any one to take him seriously.

Can’t even have a seat cushion.

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nomousreply
lemmy.world

Every time I see JD Vance with his pursed little mouth and heavily lined eyes I think, "there's a man who'd enjoy sitting on some wood" so I don't think it'd help him very much.

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lemmy.world

“We’re like you, we’re exactly like you,” the Epstein-socializing, family-separating, woman-hating, millionaire former reality TV star and convicted felon said about himself and his vice presidential pick, J.D. Vance, who became the target of an online joke that he had screwed a couch.

You know the thing that gets him the most is millionaire

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"You know, he said we’re weird,” Trump told a small crowd in York, Pennsylvania

Trump is a crowd size queen

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Same shit stain said he was a "very stable genius".

That one still makes me laugh. He's a dumb motherfucker.

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aussie.zone

He is actually weirdly normal. Like so ultra normal, he’s quite weird that way.

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Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble normal as thou art

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lemmy.world

I’m like the normalest person you’ve ever met. In fact I did a normalcy test and I passed it with flying colours.

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lemm.ee

Ah that's funny, I thought leaders were supposed to be extraordinary. Why would we want to elect a regular Joe to office?

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Im so normal they say I’m so - and then the doctor, wonderful doctor he said “Sir, it’s a miracle! There are so many un-normal” - we call them un-normal now you know - it’s very terrible what they’re doing. He came up to me, tears in his eyes and says “you’re so normal we’ve never seen anyone more normal”. And could you believe it, Crooked Joe is not normal. He’s un-normal

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It was so strange, the most normal the guy ever saw. Outrageously normal he said. Almost unusually normal.

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Pro tip, before you tell the press that you’re not weird, push the rotting breakfast sausages and cereal out of frame.

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lemmy.world

When you have to tell people you are "normal", it's a big tell that you are, WEIRD, not normal.

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And not the good kind of weird that wears the term as a badge of honor, but the bad kind of weird that verges on creepy with how much it insists that it isn't weird.

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He spent hours in the shower coming up with tbis comeback, and it's not even good

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lemmy.world

"Weird" feels like it'd only an insult if you're obsessed with conformity or you believe there should be in (normal) and out (weird) groups that dictate how you're allowed to exist in society.

Makes the word a pretty good litmus test, too. If you tell someone they're kinda weird, and they're that upset about it... maybe a red flag?

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sh.itjust.works

Well said. Everyone is at least a little weird, and it's pretty relatable feeling. But when your whole lifestyle is based around conformity and hatred of non conformers, it becomes a grave insult.

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We should string together all the criticisms that have really cut him into one mega criticism.

He's a small-handed, vulgar, uncouth weirdo who sucks at golf.

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Trump: I'm rubber, and you're glue, and the things you say bounce off of me because ALL YOUR TEMPERAMENTS ARE TRASH AND I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT'S CALM!!!
Lester: Mr. Trump, your head is now literally a giant red steam whistle.
Trump: ... My microphone isn't working.

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The best bit of the article is when he somewhat weirdly claimed to not know who President Trump was.

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Did you ever see him go on the stage and go, like, crazy?

No, but I’ve seen Trump go, like, crazy

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The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and my pseudopods are moist and twitching!

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Funny thing about trump is that he is even bad at right wing politics. He is always insisting on how important economy is whilst in the reality, US indices rose far more during Biden.

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