Spyke
lemmy.zip

Hadn't seen this one before but I saw this in a book:

There once was a man from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line two

and then later in the same book they had

There once was a man from Verdun

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lemmy.nz

I like this.

There are two types of people:

  1. Those who can extrapolate
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I figured that was a double layer of extrapolation.

Also couldn't be bothered typing the rest on a phone.

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-Those who understand binary

-those who don't

-those who didn't expect this to be in ternary?

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There was once an unfortunate bard

Who found fashioning limericks hard.

He stopped at line three

4

There once was a bard from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When told this was so
He replied, 'Yes, I know"
"But I always try and fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

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There was a young man from south bend

Whose limericks all came to an end

Suddenly

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Reminds me of an oldie:

“Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, This one don’t.”

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I will occasionally go out of my way to put together birthday cards etc for friends and family rather than buy something off the rack. One year I made this for my cousin:

Roses are red

(Rose dot jpeg)

Violets are too

(Violet in red dot jpeg)

open

I ran out of cyan

Happy birthday

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Yes these kinds of works works best when you sing them like bards would. Just reading them as is is not as good. Or you can sing them like tenacious d (they got the bard style going on)

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pyrereply
lemmy.world

yeah doesn't even work with the classic joke format, in which the words switch places. I'm sure the joke should actually be:

one has claws at the end of its paws, one denotes a pause at the end of a clause.

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lemmy.world

... he traded the fifth for a whore

... the four is an Int I adore

... three third bits is all I afford

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lugalreply
sopuli.xyz

... the four is an Int I adore

So that's your stand on the square numbers vs fibonacci primes, I see

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sh.itjust.works

Not a limerick but I want to share my favorite pun joke

I once submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win, but
No pun intended

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ahalreply
lemmy.ca

I always thought that joke needs an actual pun in the first half so the "no pun intended" has a valid double meaning. I came up with:

I told the sad ghost ten puns to raise its spirits. No pun intendid.

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Classyreply
sh.itjust.works

It's word play.

No pun intended.
"No pun in ten did [win the contest]"

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ahalreply

Yes I understand. It works spelled that way. But "no pun intended" doesn't work because there was no pun in the initial setup. In my version both meanings make sense

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cpw
lemmy.ca

And this is the fifth line of four..

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4am
lemm.ee

whose limericks stopped at line four

Bad rhythm. Should be “whose limericks would stop at line four”

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egerlachreply
lemmy.ca

That depends on whether you treat "limericks" as a trochee (long-short, i.e. "lim-ricks") or a dactyl (long-short-short, i.e. "lim-er-icks").

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Egerlach, they once called this bard

Who'd school any with whom he did spar

Whether trochee or dactyl

word choice was impec'ble

master of prosody, unflappable.

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My bandwidth is crappy through Tor.

OR

Too much exposition's a bore.

OR

Though a quatrain's a ditty,

My pay's itty bitty.

If you cut prose apart, so as to make more,

Perhaps, one day, I'll afford my lost oar.

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eh 7-10 in lines 1, 2, and 5. cold have been more consistent but its not like its a haiku. kind of ruins the joke to write a last line anyway

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There once was a mute man from spain
Who loved traveling on planes
When ask what he thought
Of the brand new concord
He said

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