I see Vance more as the guy that's chair of the HOA board, and drives around the neighborhood six times a day looking for any minor infraction to write up, but only for the residents he has beef with - looking the other way when one of his "friends" is in violation of the CC&Rs. So he's the guy that puts a lien on your house while you're in the hospital.
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I see Vance more as the guy that's chair of the HOA board, and drives around the neighborhood six times a day looking for any minor infraction to write up, but only for the residents he has beef with - looking the other way when one of his "friends" is in violation of the CC&Rs. So he's the guy that puts a lien on your house while you're in the hospital.
I'm not downvoting you because this was a bad post.
I'm downvoting you because I can't unsee it.
Lemme help you then:
Drag queen tuck...
Well, found this year's Halloween costume.
The new J.D. Vance Doll™ from Blamco.
Couch sold separately
Also Vance: sneaks into your house and violates your couch while you're in the hospital.
Vance would break in and steal your stuff, fuck your furniture and then call the HOA.
I straight up thought I was looking at Danny Devito for the Walz photo
I wonder if they could get him to do an appearance on SNL
Me too, when he’s on that life is good merch kick for an IASIP episode
Life is happy, baby!
Walz is also liable to send over some hot dish after you get out.
Or
Fucking couch fucker
I'm lucky, my HOA handles the grass themselves
Just gotta shovel the snow directly in front of my house
I think being in a relatively walkable neighborhood means all the usual shenanigans that power tripping HOAs pull aren't as easily deployed