Blemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyBonesOfTheMoon Inspirational quotes.View original on lemmy.world472Comments39Reply
zzazo lemmy.world10Hide 10 repliesBeing grateful is pretty neat but make sure to reciprocate! - "Suck her clit every morning to thank her for choosing you" 🥰102Reply
zzzx replylemmy.world6Hide 6 repliesMy girl doesn't like oral :( But I love giving it so much it's actually a curse29Reply
nnot_that_guy05 replylemmy.worldTriplets I guess. Sometimes we trade of for other things I guess.10Reply
LLaLuzDelSol replylemmy.worldHaha it's the job market all over again. How are ya going to get better at oral if you never get to practice?10Reply
IILikeBoobies replylemmy.caI think the original quote has more of a Weinstien implication but yours is a lot more wholesome7Reply
NNuke_the_whales lemmy.world10Hide 10 repliesYou think Oprah has sucked a dick since becoming a billionaire?30Reply
RRampsquatch replysh.itjust.works7Hide 7 repliesI wouldn't stop performing oral if I became a billionaire, why would anyone? It's fun.35Reply
NNuke_the_whales replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyDo you think Queen Elizabeth sucked dick? These are the questions that plague me and keep me awake at night.11Reply
RRampsquatch replysh.itjust.worksI bet she was even more freaky than that. Rich people who come from a long line of rich people in a sexually repressed upper class are freaks man, for real.1Reply
MMelvin_Ferd replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesWhen it happens do you say " husband it is time for performing oral" and your husband says "why indeed it is time for performing oral how delightful."10Reply
HHonkyTonkWoman replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyI do t know them, and I mean no offense, but I’m guessing it would sound a little more akin to: hhmmmmthhhhthhbnmmmmmmnpppppppphhhyyyyyyyyyyhhhttttttttttttssddshhshshshshssssssssssmmmsmsmsmsmmsmsssssppppppppppppwoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppttfthhjhjjffffffffmmmmmmmmsmsmsmmssstthghhgggpop But that’s just a guess.3Reply
BBlanketsWithSmallpox lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyNah lemme consensually bust in that pussy every morning and we good. You don't even need to be up. We got the contract for this. Shoutouts to TimeStop and FreeUse.12Reply
DJDarren thelemmy.clubDoes this include my boss? Because I’m not opposed to it as such, but he might be.11Reply
wwerefreeatlast lemmy.worldI need just a few minutes of Operahs time. 5 minutes tops. Just need her to tell this to my wife.11Reply
RRattlerSix lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThis is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried https://youtu.be/o3ZprSH0Y0U?si=NwPef1SuRZw7khAF9Reply
ddudinax replyprogramming.devThat bit reminds me of this classic from the Onion: https://www.bobcesca.com/the_onion_on_la/1Reply
ssunzu kbin.runThis regime whore prolly really thinks we all should suck her dick tbh since she is a hard working, bootstrapping boomer.3Reply
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Being grateful is pretty neat but make sure to reciprocate! - "Suck her clit every morning to thank her for choosing you" 🥰
“Flick that bean to let her know how much she means.”
Words to live by.
My girl doesn't like oral :(
But I love giving it so much it's actually a curse
Bro, are you me?
Triplets I guess. Sometimes we trade of for other things I guess.
This is a tragedy
There are DOZENS of us.
Skill issue?
Haha it's the job market all over again. How are ya going to get better at oral if you never get to practice?
I think the original quote has more of a Weinstien implication but yours is a lot more wholesome
Nyahahahahahahah
Really? The america has a blowjob crisis lady?
We're sexless and afraid.
(psst it's not a real quote).
You think Oprah has sucked a dick since becoming a billionaire?
I wouldn't stop performing oral if I became a billionaire, why would anyone? It's fun.
Do you think Queen Elizabeth sucked dick? These are the questions that plague me and keep me awake at night.
I bet she was even more freaky than that. Rich people who come from a long line of rich people in a sexually repressed upper class are freaks man, for real.
When it happens do you say " husband it is time for performing oral" and your husband says "why indeed it is time for performing oral how delightful."
No, actually. Much dirtier words are used.
I do t know them, and I mean no offense, but I’m guessing it would sound a little more akin to:
hhmmmmthhhhthhbnmmmmmmnpppppppphhhyyyyyyyyyyhhhttttttttttttssddshhshshshshssssssssssmmmsmsmsmsmmsmsssssppppppppppppwoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppttfthhjhjjffffffffmmmmmmmmsmsmsmmssstthghhgggpop
But that’s just a guess.
Got Dat grapefruit game
Yes I do.
Steadman sucks her dick.
Nah lemme consensually bust in that pussy every morning and we good. You don't even need to be up. We got the contract for this.
Shoutouts to TimeStop and FreeUse.
I want to click the link, but not sure…
Does this include my boss? Because I’m not opposed to it as such, but he might be.
I need just a few minutes of Operahs time. 5 minutes tops. Just need her to tell this to my wife.
This is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried
https://youtu.be/o3ZprSH0Y0U?si=NwPef1SuRZw7khAF
That bit reminds me of this classic from the Onion:
https://www.bobcesca.com/the_onion_on_la/
What if my employer is a woman?
"Lickitongue, I choose youuuuuuuu!"
This regime whore prolly really thinks we all should suck her dick tbh since she is a hard working, bootstrapping boomer.
Was she talking about Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil?