How Trump imagines it would be:

Kamala Harris "I am humbled to be the Democratic Party's candidate for President. I accept..."

Announcer "What's this? It's Joe Biden with a steel chair!"

I can't tell if his inability to dementedly choke to death on his own tongue is mainly because he's so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline or that he's so used to taking multiple oligarch chodes at once he has no gag reflex.

Either way, it's mildly fascinating.

It's refreshing to see this dickbag actually nervous.

So egomaniacal every question about someone else is "tell us about yourself but use someone else's name," because these idiots will follow the piper over any cliff.

He can't imagine Biden not doing that because it's exactly what he would do. Altruism and grace are entirely alien concepts to him. Just the idea of not demanding the spotlight and attention for even one second would make him physically ill.

He doesn't know how to campaign against anyone but Joe

I've said this a few times already, but he sounds like Joker after Batman died

Trump pulling a nervous wreck version of the King from Hamilton...

"They say, Joe Biden is yielding his power and stepping away. Is that true? I wasn't aware that was something a person could do"

He thinks this is a wrestling storyline and Biden will return to chair shot Kamala and take back the nomination lol

Oh no Trump knows the secret to getting HILLARY back in office. Too bad he thinks it’ll be SLEEPY JOE

The only person I'd allow is Bernie Sanders and with a steel chair.