funny·FunnybyThe Picard Maneuver Seems like lots of humans have the same dating strategyView original on lemmy.world501Comments22Reply
ggibmiser lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesAs much as we rag on koalas for being dumb as shit... they sure know how to relax64Reply
ppyre replylemmy.worldwow, if you asked me i would have guessed between 0% and 100%, so I wouldn't be far off from the scientists as someone who knew nothing about it.10Reply
HHikermick replylemmy.worldThat's what happens when you don't hunt and take whatever comes strolling along2Reply
ffibojoly sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyThat's not a dating strategy, that's a freaking totem spirit animal!18Reply
lleisesprecher replyfeddit.orgAnd he's looking so incredibly comfortable on his branch. Being stupid, fluffy, permanently buzzed from your only source of food, and probably having chlamydia is the lifestyle we all should strive for.14Reply
DDrusas kbin.run5Hide 5 repliesI've seen enough videos of rapey koalas to know that they sure as hell do pursue females.5Reply
DDrusas replykbin.runOne video I saw some twenty years ago was so disturbing due to how clearly distraught the female was that I haven't been able to think of koalas the same ever since. Like, she might have developed koala PTSD, it was that brutal.1Reply
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As much as we rag on koalas for being dumb as shit... they sure know how to relax
Ignorance is bliss.
Brain smooth, stress just slide right off.
AY YO BITCH! MY DICK HERE!
That's quite the range
wow, if you asked me i would have guessed between 0% and 100%, so I wouldn't be far off from the scientists as someone who knew nothing about it.
That's what happens when you don't hunt and take whatever comes strolling along
Sorry Mr. Koala, but I ain't no hollaback girl.
That's koalas
Big K o a l a s
That's koalas!
Big K O A L A S!
That's not a dating strategy, that's a freaking totem spirit animal!
And he's looking so incredibly comfortable on his branch.
Being stupid, fluffy, permanently buzzed from your only source of food, and probably having chlamydia is the lifestyle we all should strive for.
Hot boy summer 🤷
“Hey Shazza, wanna root?”
“U up?”
Ain't nothin wrong with that!
I've seen enough videos of rapey koalas to know that they sure as hell do pursue females.
You what?
Just watch a koala documentary and it may well be in there.
Koala sex offender registry ftw
One video I saw some twenty years ago was so disturbing due to how clearly distraught the female was that I haven't been able to think of koalas the same ever since. Like, she might have developed koala PTSD, it was that brutal.
Just waiting for a mate.