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FYI, you probably aren't a strong enough swimmer to get far enough that nobody sees the binoculars. They know what you're doing.

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slrpnk.net

I'm legit surprised stuff like this doesn't have a bunch of people crying about the impropriety of the meme.

I shitpost all the time in the main communities, and stupid shit like this gets removed/complained about because people follow this rule:

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This is the greentext community, so more of the people here understand what they're getting into.

I still hate the straight up racist and misogynist posts, but this one is more self-deprecating.

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I get all of these from r9k and it's really kind of anything goes there unless someone is actively using the site to commit a crime somehow

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slrpnk.net

The horror.

I'm all for political correctness and not making people feel terrible about themselves. However, there are a lot of people who take things way, way, too seriously on the internet. I posted a meme about Hulk Hogan and got asked why I was posting a meme with a racist in it. Just take the meme at face value, people.

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step 1: jerk off in the ocean

step 2: fishes swim up and eat coom

step 3: fisherman catches fish

step 4: woman buys coomy fish at grocery store and eats it for dinner

Later virgins 😎

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That's the worst pepe I've ever seen (and yes, I've seen the market.)

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lemmings.world

You ever bust a nut underwater? I'm just talking about in fresh water, sounds like hell on earth with salt water

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MrJameGumbreply
lemmy.world

Just in the hot tub that one time. That was a fun night for all...

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Akasazhreply
feddit.nl

Doesn't really matter. The lubricants get washed away, making for an uncomfortable ride for everyone involved.

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Yup my wife and I got part way into it and we're like "this sucks no thanks."

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Safer? Yes. Easier? Not if you're that much of a goon.

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lemmy.world

I did roughly the same several times on vacation in Greece.

I pollinated the mediterranean sea.

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lemmy.world

Better hope nothing pollinated you, your urethra isn't a one way road if something is looking for a host.

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