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Men’s Olympic triathlon is postponed due to concerns over water quality in Paris’ Seine River

The men’s Olympic triathlon planned for Tuesday has been postponed over concerns about water quality in Paris’ Seine River, where the swimming portion of the race was supposed to take place.

Organizers said they will try to hold the men’s triathlon Wednesday instead. The women’s competition is also scheduled on Wednesday, but both are subject to water tests. Friday is also planned as a backup date.

But Meteo-France, the French weather service, was forecasting storms Tuesday night, light rain Wednesday afternoon and storms Thursday, which could complicate rescheduling the events.

Men’s Olympic triathlon is postponed due to concerns over water quality in Paris’ Seine Riverhttps://apnews.com/article/2024-olympics-seine-river-water-quality-triathlon-24c7def74701d50e8c6cd5fad096721cOpen linkView original on lemmy.ca
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lemmy.world

Wow the Seine might be dirty and unhygienic. That seems completely out of left field. No way to have seen this coming.

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lemmy.world

After reading several headlines about the poor water quality over the last 6-12 months, this one is perfection — chef's kiss.

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I wonder if people did commit to pooping on it out of spite for it only being cleaned for the Olympics.

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Next thing you know they'll cancel the swimming events they scheduled inside an active volcano

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That they didn’t have a backup route is baffling. They’ve been testing the levels for months and they had to have known they weren’t going to be at safe levels in time. I commend the ecological work to clean the river but you shouldn’t punish these athletes because your waterway is gross.

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mander.xyz

The olympic Surf competition is happening on the other side of the World in Tahiti. Are you telling me France does not have a backup lake to do this in anywhere? After 6 years of planning? Do it in lake Geneva or Étang de Berre...jfc

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fubarxreply
lemmy.ml

The whole point of a triathlon is to run, bike, and swim. It won't be easy moving it elsewhere and closing the roadways, setting up security, and shuttling participants and staff on short notice.

Hopefully they have a Plan B.

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Gsus4reply
mander.xyz

Their plan B last time I heard was to make it a biathlon duathlon without swimming...which is just a joke.

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lemmy.world

Isn't that called a duathlon to distinguish it from the winter Olympic event?

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brbpostingreply
sh.itjust.works

The one that’s all… ski ski, pew pew pew, ski ski ski? How did that one get started…

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You see, there was this Norwegian hunter with an AMD processor who liked both men and women..

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MataVatnikreply
lemmy.world

They did a whole thing on TV where the mayor swam in the water.

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meco03211reply
lemmy.world

Did he she actually do that? I heard there was an app to tell people along its route exactly when to shit in it so it would make it to Paris around the time he she was swimming.

Edit: my bad. Apparently the mayor is a woman.

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Gsus4reply
mander.xyz

Yea, it was fine, but then there was a major rogue summer storm during the inauguration 🤣 right over Paris.

which washed all the shit into la Seine and...well...it's shitty again. Literally yelling at a cloud for ruining it.

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