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This is absolutely ignorable "neck-beard who has never had sex and frequently attends Smash Brothers tournaments" advice.

Please, don't do this. It doesn't work like this.

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superkretreply
feddit.org

No, it works! I'm surrounded by bitches every time I go out. They can't stop sniffing by crotch and wagging their tails.

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My dog absolutely loves rolling in old putrifying deer carcases so maybe your crotch just smells like that.

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lemmy.world

Yes thats true. It is a fantastic game. But you know as well as I do that Smash Brothers tournaments have quite the reputation for smelly attendees. Like, even worse than anime conventions, and I like anime too.

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So much so that they have to be sectioned off from other convention goers. That also suck at bathing.

And tournament organizers having to specifically mention personal care is next level filth.

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ludreply

This is absolutely a fucking joke.

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Varykreply
sh.itjust.works

I don't think it's supposed to be genuine advice, it's a wind-up

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XIIIesqreply
lemmy.world

Imagine being so autistic that you take 4chan posts seriously.

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Yes, and apparently fifty-odd people have upvoted that comment, like "yeah, wait a minute, increasing how much your balls stink probably isn't good advice!*"

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