Spyke
lemmy.world

Horrifying. Yet they managed to get the little hands right.

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kayelreply
lemm.ee

It's a home job

They did pretty good considering. Faces are hard and there's a lot of straight lines.

Subject is shit

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Alternatively, the tattoo artist did a shit job on purpose. Look at that tiny hand; there's no way that was an accident lol

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lemm.ee

Man, like 20 years ago i went to a concert, i didn't really know the band and i especially didn't know that they pull a lot of neonazis. I have never seen so many adolf hitler just full chest or back tattoos. The second worst part was that they were really well done. Like i always wish that these tattoos at least look fucking shit.

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It's basically prison<Nazi<bikers in terms of tattoo quality hierarchy. You can only get worse if you do it with ink from a biro and whatever sharp object they managed to stash.

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ohlaphreply
lemmy.world

He captured the double chin perfectly. A perfect double chin.

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I tried to get chatGPT to write how good double chins are in the the style of trump, but it came out way to coherent. I guess even "ai" isn't as stupid as him.

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eldavireply
lemmy.ml

it's especially odd when you can clearly tell from the broad back and lats with no rolls that he puts efforts into his appearance

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This is single needle prison or backyard ink. No respectable tattoo artist would do this and it wouldn't look so faded. I have full sleeves and like the art form. But this ain't it.

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lemmy.world

The tattoo is obviously shitty for a dozen reasons, but do you seriously think it's done? It looks pretty clear that this is just the outline and it will be colored later. You don't get a full back tattoo in one sitting.

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lemmy.world

I guess you could be right. I've seen prison tattoos that were finished that were way worse than this.

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This motherfucker will turn around and straight faced call you a cuck. Life is truly absurd.

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God it’s like Stan from American Dad’s chin and geriatric obesity collided in a pub toilet. One of the few photos you hope is AI.

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I've watched enough Supernatural to know a demon possessed corpse when I see one.

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lemmy.world

funny enough Hitler would probably think that this guy is too dumb to be in his elite by invitation only Aryans club

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"In the real First Reich you'd be the first to go"

Jello Biafra

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No, but I’m sure his buddies will when they bend him over in the shower.

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Ah yes the "master" race. Now pray to his melting, tiny-handed, little tin god.

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SkyezOpenreply
lemmy.world

I'm actually somewhat baffled. The tattoo is awful, obviously, but it's at least shaded and recognizable. Not the worst it could have been. BUT. Those fucking block letters are atrocious. I genuinely could have made them look just as bad and I have less than no artistic talent.

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Yikes, that's a jump scare in the form of a person. At least the little, impotent hands are accurately depicted.

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Just imagine the tattoo when he gets older ... wolfskin Trump.

(When you're old the impressing sailing ship tattoo on your chest will only be a folding boat)

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lemmy.world

I like this. Being able to identify these troglodytes at first glance is nice.

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nomousreply
lemmy.world

Now his lover can admire it while they're making love.

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Trump is the best specimen. And all the inbreds who vote for him also. Above anyone else.

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Of course not. I'm just making dumb jokes. Although it is noticeable how many not so virtuous leaders the german culture has raised. Then again, he was raised in the USA, so it's probably their own fault.

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